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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconrosannawolf:
rosannawolf Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This made my day! ^^

I love happy meal! 
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:iconshelonami:
shelonami Featured By Owner May 3, 2013
haha!
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:iconrubylines:
rubylines Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013   Traditional Artist
Seriously! That look is not about age it's about that tricky packing box always pisses me off!
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ahahaha!
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:iconhokova:
Hokova Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
My two classmates brought two cereal boxes just because they wanted the toys in it. They're both 18.

(I GOT THE CEREAL!:iconmonkeyloveplz:)
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:iconfanfics4ever:
fanfics4ever Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
there's a guy who comes into the McDonald's I work at once a week or so and orders this for his 13 year old daughter.

I don't give a look but I can't help but wonder 'why?'
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:iconlarrygandalfp:
Larrygandalfp Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is made for my uncle.
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Ha!
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:iconmskm2001:
MSKM2001 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012
If it was a toy that I really wanted....than yes...I would order a Happy Meal.
There is no age limit.
Heck...I'm 23 and I still sleep with stuffed animals.
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:iconpurple--pandah:
Purple--Pandah Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Artist
:icontruestoryplz:
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:icongamingdreamer:
Gamingdreamer Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a cashier, I understand why you all get our happy meals. I just want to laugh every time I see an adult gets one for themselves. They say the toy is for some form of relative for them.
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:icon19eroisme98:
19EroIsMe98 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Artist
1 of the reasons why I love being short :D
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:iconsilver-rainbow-kitty:
I usually get happy meals for the toys. XD
Especially if they have Pokemon toys. :D
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:iconstarvingartist648:
Starvingartist648 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Writer
Suddenly. I want a happy meal
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:iconblackkat9666:
blackkat9666 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I work there and I agree to this!
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:iconmihaela7:
Mihaela7 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
LOL Love food + free toys
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:iconciris17:
Ciris17 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
Bitch please! You betta give me ma hppy meal!
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:iconoxfrostxo:
oXFrostXo Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This. I am 20 and still get a happy meal at McDonald's. I just like the smaller fry portion(I love their fries, but I can't eat a ton of them like my brother does).
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:iconkatsanovari:
KatsaNovari Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012   Writer
I felt exactly like this when I found out they were giving out Pokemon toys! XD
:iconpikachudancingplz:
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:iconlittlekandiscreamer:
LittleKandiScreamer Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
DUDE exactly! I felt like this the other day. I wanted a freakin pikachu toy. Got a prob? lol.
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:iconshiro-marusu:
Shiro-Marusu Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Usually I dont care whatever the hell people order, it only annoys me if the order is big XD
Although I do have to say I thought it was funny to see a long cool dude asking me for a happy meal to get the pokemon toy :3
I liked those toys too, but it just looked funny =p
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:iconpunker--rocker:
punker--rocker Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Epic win. :D
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:iconvideavice:
VideaVice Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
Hell yeah!
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:iconkobrakin:
Kobrakin Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
:iconplanktonangryplz: Neptune help you if you forget the toy, Burger Drone!
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:iconblackcelty:
BlackCelty Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I know that feeling, but i'm there playing pokemons too!
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:iconkellyp4evermi:
KellyP4everMi Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
me and my uni friends did this when mcdonalds in new zealand came out with my little pony toys. best thing was our really manly friends ben went up and asked for twilight sparkle instead of the truck! so great :) i love it
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:iconoenvy:
oEnvy Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student General Artist
Badabababa....

I'm lovin' it.
:icongrin--plz:
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:iconmortis133:
mortis133 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Haha, Im way over aged to get a Happy Meal but I almost always still get one! :D And I always get a toy as well!
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:iconbloodsttar:
BloodSttar Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I worked at McDonalds I see older people get happy meals all the time :P...
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:iconfuhai-shii:
fuhai-shii Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Aww come on... What's a happy meal without the toy?! /shots.
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:iconchargrin:
Chargrin Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol this is awesome!
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:iconsilverthornofagirl:
silverthornofagirl Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this is fantastic :D
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:iconnightscar201:
Nightscar201 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
I agree to tbis.
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:iconcr4sygrl:
cr4sygrl Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
I dont know why they stop giving you the toy aftet age 13
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:iconshadymissionary:
Shadymissionary Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
I work at McDonalds. Had a few customers like that. Heck, I got a Happy Meal Toy.
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:icongraffiti-goon:
graffiti-goon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Finally someone said it
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:iconsachikofishies:
SachikoFishies Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Work in fast food, don't give a fuck what people get.

Went to Subway recently to see if they had the red Brave bag, didn't give a fuck.
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:iconcameronfedora:
CameronFedora Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student General Artist
I always wanted the boy toys XD
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:icondarkfoxdragon:
DarkFoxDragon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student General Artist
So did I. Especially when they had Pokémon.
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:iconcameronfedora:
CameronFedora Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student General Artist
SAME HERE! I love pokemon :D I'm playing right now!
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:icondarkfoxdragon:
DarkFoxDragon Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student General Artist
I loved the "old school" Pokémon. I could do without all these new ones.
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:iconcameronfedora:
CameronFedora Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student General Artist
The pokemon are a bit different, but I still have tons of fun playing Pokemon Black! I'm getting Pokemon Black 2 on monday.
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:iconantiquednicely:
AntiquedNicely Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
For whatever reason, I never liked McDonalds. :I They always got my order wrong and it always tasted... Off. But this is still cute though.
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:iconlemonlime:
lemonlime Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is the funniest part of being a cashier at mcdonalds, also little boys exchanging their toys for the girl's version.
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:iconcingcingartist:
CingCingartist Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xD The only reason I ever went to mcdonalds when I was a kid was because of the toys... xD
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:iconwhipping-b0y:
WhIppIng-b0y Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Epic stamp is epic.

I chuckled when I read this.
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:icontechnoshadowblood:
TechnoShadowBlood Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wanted a pokemon starter toy when I went to Mcdonalds... Next time I go, I'm getting it damnit D:<
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:iconennayenaled:
Ennayenaled Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lmao YES!!
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:iconalexwarlorn:
alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
They don't include a toy with the happy meals anymore.
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:iconcheesyhug123:
CheesyHug123 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012   General Artist
Yes
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