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Quote #64 by Alpner Quote #64 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
Yeah... Why I never did understand that? :XD:
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:iconmedike-kuroneko:
Medike-KuroNeko Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
All this truth... it's a "nice" comparing, even if most of people probably don't think it's very poetic. XD
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:iconpluie-froide:
Pluie-Froide Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I love my real boobs. Every single one of them.
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:icon1frankie7:
1Frankie7 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
all my boobs love this pic i sent to them
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:iconbitteryetsweet:
bitteryetsweet Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Not sure If they're like A Cups or B Cups. But there is one thing for sure; you have to C for yourself! Hahahahahaha!
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
Yeah... The sad sad truth...
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:iconskye-warrior:
Skye-warrior Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student Writer
lol, i'm small but real one!
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:iconagentbabycakes:
AgentBabycakes Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
True, unfortunately.
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:iconash-fallen-dragon:
ASH-FALLEN-DRAGON Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012  Student Digital Artist
love it!
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:iconrainbowunicorn6:
RainbowUnicorn6 Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No the word Boob only functions properly when it's like, Boobs.
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:icongreek-apophis:
Greek-Apophis Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
lol, true!
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:iconainokitsune:
ainokitsune Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
Some are a little lopsided, some have hair, and every once in a while you find one with an extra nipple.
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:iconroblfc1892:
roblfc1892 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
that's reality...
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:iconfurrypassport:
FurryPassport Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
Mine are small..................................My Freinds!! -.-'
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:iconiamyoung:
IAmYoung Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
:DD
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:iconkillerangel666:
killerangel666 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
XD So funny! And so true!
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:iconarchangelmary:
archangelmary Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
LOLOL so true!!
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:iconotakumako:
OtakuMako Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
some stand firm
some hang around
some of them really grow on you
some are never quite the same from one day to the next
some of them go unnoticed
some of them really put themselves out there
but the general consensus of both friends and boobs is that they are nice to have around!
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:iconhatem-dz:
Hatem-DZ Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS !
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:iconroka-1:
roka-1 Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
OMG! Lol! I love it!! xD
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:iconbeauty:
Beauty Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
you forgot the part where all boobs are awesome fake or not, unlike all friends
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:iconstr12o:
str12o Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ahah! cool :P
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:iconaeolus06:
Aeolus06 Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'll take fake boobs over fake friends. at least they're still fun
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:iconyell-whale:
yell-WHALe Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think this made me laugh more than it should have XD
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:iconcorky-tan:
Corky-tan Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
"Text-based imagery" is like a mosquito
It annoys the shit out of everyone. The end.
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Student General Artist
But here you are, commenting on mosquitos.
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:iconbeauty:
Beauty Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
:lol:
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:iconwanderingbishop:
wanderingbishop Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
Some of them are really sensitive too, don't forget.
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:iconxthhxaimiforevr:
xTHHxAimiForevr Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Some are more fun to squeeze than others
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:iconkursedramone:
KursedRamone Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Student Artist
why didnt i think of that :iconfacepalmplz:LOL
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:iconx-the-sanctuary-x:
x-THE-SANCTUARY-x Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
Boobs are fantastic!
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:iconaltoceyx:
AltoCeyx Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
True,That!!! :)
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:iconfire-of-diamonds:
fire-of-diamonds Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Ahaha! XD
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:iconchazeran:
Chazeran Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol so true it's sad.
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:iconnekoninja13:
NekoNinja13 Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
lol
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:iconlibertades:
Libertades Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfacepalmplz: lol
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