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Quote #63 by Alpner Quote #63 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconrebecca---15:
Rebecca---15 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
Actually I think this is quite cruel. You would rather embarrass the shit out of your kids and send them to school to be smashed by some dick head who thinks they are better than you kids because of what they are wearing. Than to smack them on the arse in discipline.... Not very smart actually....
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:iconravens-of-rome:
Ravens-of-Rome Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Adam Sandler... XD
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:iconwolfgirl-el:
wolfgirl-el Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
It was either Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler that said this on Twitter,I don't remember
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*smirks*
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:icongymnast2018:
Gymnast2018 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
NO!!!
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:iconblue-orchid-1990:
blue-orchid-1990 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
lol
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:iconshady767:
shady767 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student General Artist
ahahahahah!
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:iconlea777666:
lea777666 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
I like ne crocs!!!
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:iconmaximilian101:
Maximilian101 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hey! I love my crocs, thank you very much. XD
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:icongreendayfangirl:
GreenDayFanGirl Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love it. Its the smartest thing I ever see.
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:iconjamaicancrocodile:
jamaicancrocodile Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Professional Writer
omg that is hilarious
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:iconxdreamdancerx:
xDreamDancerx Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Adam Sandler's a genius
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:iconjuliawolfe:
JuliaWolfe Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
~Adam Sandler
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:iconponykenso:
ponykenso Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
your a very good parent :)
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:icondeinonychusempire:
DeinonychusEmpire Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is horribly hilarious.
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:iconblackstrike:
blackstrike Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Professional Photographer
You sir have a twisted mind. I like it. :)
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:iconkibagrl:
Kibagrl Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
dude u r FUNNY
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:iconacidicnamir:
AcidicNamir Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012   General Artist
LMAO
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:iconshybaby63080:
shybaby63080 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
thats complete...GENIUS!! and i will so be doing that
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:iconkillerangel666:
killerangel666 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
O.O I literally almost fell out of my chair when i read this. XD *falls into fits of laughter again*
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:iconunconventionalsenshi:
fuckin true :no: I remember till today how my parents would give me the shittiest haircut when I was 7 or 8 yrs old. I was never bullied or anything, but why the lack of style? :noes:
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:iconwillyampax:
willyamPax Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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:iconunkabunka:
unkabunka Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
[link] love this!
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:iconartrosy:
ArtRosy Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Lol
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:iconcrystallized-skies:
crystallized-skies Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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:iconcyanide-tea:
Cyanide-Tea Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
I'd think it best if you credit whom these quotes are coming from. Else you're just trying to make yourself look good for text ideas that aren't yours. |D;
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Alpner Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Student General Artist
I never said they are mine. I just collect and publish :) and I give credits only when I'm 100% that some quote really belong to somebody. Adam Sandler did publish this on his twitter, but I think I've heard it before.
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youtwitface Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
win.
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:iconebbymac:
ebbymac Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
- Adam Sandler
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:iconslvrpupthea:
slvrpupThea Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
Adam sander said it first XD
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:iconcaptainkai:
CaptainKai Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My kids are gonna hate me...:evillaugh:
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:iconpix3m:
Pix3M Featured By Owner May 29, 2012   Digital Artist
Pure EVIL, ahaha
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:iconinnocentlittlewolf:
InnocentLittleWolf Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHA! thank you so much for reassuring me I'm not the only one with this sort of sense of humor!
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:iconkingofthedededes73:
kingofthedededes73 Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
humiliation is a very humane punishment apparently
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:iconacecsecond:
AcecSecond Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
haha wtf
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:iconblackparadebullet:
blackparadebullet Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Genius!!!!!!!!! xD
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:iconjaitsu-studios:
Jaitsu-Studios Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thats.... diabolical!
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