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Quote #58 by Alpner Quote #58 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconsilverheart2:
Silverheart2 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG, I love this! I wan to do that for someone! :D
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:iconracingalien3:
Racingalien3 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
My dad already made us promise him we'd do it...
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconredbule:
redbule Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student
hahah lolz wifi in heven cool
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:iconredandwhitetigers:
RedandWhiteTigers Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
My best friend and I have the same agreement.
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:iconbronypowasnivyluver:
bronypowasnivyluver Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Good idea!

But when I die....

Randomfutureperson: Okay, you want me to update your facebook even after you die? 
pikachu roll head plz
 
Old Me: Yes, youngster!
dOvOb
 
RFP: Okay! No problem! *30 secs later* Wait, what's Facebook?
You Are Welcome
 
OR:
Randomfutureperson: Okay, you want me to update your facebook even after you die?
:confused:
 
Old Me: Yes, youngster! 
Emote - Uhuh
 
RFP: Okay! No problem
NP Animated
 
*30 secs l8tr I die*
RFP: Wait, what's Facebook?
:baffled:
 
*At my funeral*

RFP: *cries at my grave* What's FACEBOOK! WAAAAAGH!!!! 
crying
 
Woman: Don't worry, Jonny, she's in a better place now!
:Don't worry:
 
*up in heaven*

Angel me: 
-facepalm-
 
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:iconfirewolf3:
firewolf3 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
good idea! ...or i could fake my death and do it... CX

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:iconunicornhearts0000:
unicornhearts0000 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm not dead yet!
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:iconyummynums:
YummyNums Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!
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:icongreendayfangirl:
GreenDayFanGirl Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Who told you I was going up there??
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:iconmiinness0ottaa:
miinness0ottaa Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ecxactly
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
Good idea.... :horny:
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:iconblackshadowthewolf:
blackshadowthewolf Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Student Filmographer
LOL THAT IS SO ME
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:iconcutiebat99:
Cutiebat99 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I will be asking my kids to do this. It will be the best thing EVER!!
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:iconrecklessmonstrosity:
RecklessMonstrosity Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Writer
....but I don't have a facebook
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
same here.
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
XD
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:iconsamiluvscandy:
SamiLuvsCandy Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
-.- YOU NEED TO CREDIT THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THEM
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:iconhokova:
Hokova Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
"See you donw here in a while, peeps!"
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:iconjynxychan:
JynxyChan Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
That WOULD be funny ^.^
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:iconadele1992:
Adele1992 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
whats even better is i know a friends who would do this for me :D
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:iconjetfireweasley5:
JetfireWeasley5 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
If i had an FB account, I would SO do this!
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:iconripper9492:
ripper9492 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
That would be very funny and kinda mean at the same time. xD
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:iconshoofli:
shoofli Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i luv quotes XD i hav many X3
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
If I had a FaceBook I would do that!
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:iconryuuseirosuto:
RyuuseiRosuto Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Thats it, me and my best friend, the last one to croak has to do this!
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:iconleaderpinhead:
LeaderPinhead Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol What makes this even funnier (to me) is that my sister said the exact same thing only a couple of weeks ago.
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:iconmangaengel:
MangaEngel Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
What does this remember me of...
Oh yeah!
[link]
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:icongreendayfangirl:
GreenDayFanGirl Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:laughing: I have to ask to someone to do that...

At my funeral...
Father: Catherines last words were "I want someone to keep updating my Facebook status to freak all those bastards out."
Random friend: *jump* Ill do it!
(After that the music starts to play and everyone cry... Or dance, I mean "Haha, youre dead" its a good music to dance... I think...)
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:iconfeathers-love:
Feathers-love Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
A couple of months ago, my friend got on an airplane and before they took off and she had to shut off her phone she told me that if the plane crashed and she died to put on her Facebook "Bye everyone... I'm chilling with Jesus now!!"
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:iconlittlekandiscreamer:
LittleKandiScreamer Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Hell yeah.
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:iconhamarri:
Hamarri Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
cool
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:iconwiz-witch:
Wiz-Witch Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh dear, I would LOVE to have a friend do that...
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:iconalphanathan:
alphanathan Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
I want a facebook account for my child, that will be born in like five years. With gene research, we could even post profile pics, and other pics, photoshopped together.
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:icon1stargod:
1Stargod Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I've thought about that. I hope someone updates my accounts when I die so everyone knows that I'm dead.
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:iconjesus-fr3ak:
jEsUs-Fr3ak Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Student General Artist
xD hilarious
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:iconanonymousblue99:
AnonymousBlue99 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
When I die, my best friend and I have agreed to bang on eachother's caskets,

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
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:iconuber-neko:
uber-neko Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
damn...i'm on a quote marathon!! XD
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:iconbubblyface1:
bubblyface1 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
my best friend is gonna do this for me, as long as we're still friends when i die XD (totally hoping neither happen anytime soon)
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:iconbartimeas-voltaire-p:
Bartimeas-Voltaire-P Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Student Artist
down here...
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:icongimpingfish:
GimpingFish Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL YES
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:iconalchemighty:
alchemighty Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
AWESOME!! ^,^
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol another great death request XD
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:iconhaven-the-ottselcat:
Haven-the-ottselcat Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lol my aunt died and her friend kept updating her facebook just like that XDDDD
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:iconlogan247365:
logan247365 Featured By Owner May 26, 2012
Now I want a Facebook page. I think that would be sooo awesome.
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:iconpoasterchild:
poasterchild Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
There's a misspelling, dude. In the bottom line "the" should be "they."
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Thank you. Corrected.
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:iconpoasterchild:
poasterchild Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I do it all the time. Glad to help.
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:iconpoasterchild:
poasterchild Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
It's misspelled, dude. In the bottom line "the" should be "they." Cool concept though.
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:icondarkness-becomes-me:
Darkness-becomes-me Featured By Owner May 22, 2012
haaa yaaaaaa! such an awesome plan
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:iconcorky-tan:
Corky-tan Featured By Owner May 22, 2012
AHAHAAHAH YOU'RE SOOOOOOO FUNNY. I'M LIKE DYING HERE! AHAHA


...eh
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