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Quote #56 by Alpner Quote #56 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconsilverheart2:
Silverheart2 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wooooooow...
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awill4517 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
lolololololololololololololololololololololololol
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
or with boyfriend... Thanks about idea! :D
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
THESE R SO DAMN FUNNY
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:iconjynxychan:
JynxyChan Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
My friend is glaring at me because Im laughng at these XD Love it!
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:iconkmtwiddley-wings:
KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
I agree if I was a boy. I`m girl...........I`ll do the same since Some people in my family are violent.
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Treetail Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I find it hilarious how a good amount are pissed by your aspirin quote, yet they are screaming 'YEA! HIDE BEHIND THE FAT KID!!!!!111!!'

Biased aren't we?
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:iconhalonewolf:
HaloneWolf Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol :lmao:
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:iconshoofli:
shoofli Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
a little offensive but completely true o3o
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:iconchasing-the-sunset:
Chasing-The-Sunset Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well it depends if they made themselves fat
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
That poor fat kid!!!
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:icondavelikescake:
davelikescake Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
i think you forgot the molten apple pies....
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:iconmrlazyazn:
MrLazyAzn Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
Remember the fat kid?
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:icondavelikescake:
davelikescake Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
don't be silly! they'd burn right through the fat kid, completely useless shield XD
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:iconnext-in-l1ne:
NEXT-IN-L1NE Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
And you can cheer her up with a Happy Meal! XD
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:iconalphanathan:
alphanathan Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
However, there's hot coffee to throw at you.
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:iconcassandra667:
cassandra667 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012
theirs always the food tray.
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:icontheloveablegir:
theloveablegir Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
haha, omg i almost died when i read this. XXD AWESOME Lol
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:iconnobodyforever:
NobodyForever Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hide behind a fat kid xDDDD :lmao:
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:iconchwen-hoou:
Chwen-Hoou Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
Yeah but she can still beat you senseless with the serving tray. Also, don't go into the playland play ground and hide in the ball pit. That just gives her more ammo to work with once she gets to you.
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:iconelvishdork:
Elvishdork Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
True
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:iconiloverikuandsora:
iloverikuandsora Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol i kno right
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
HAHAHAH XD
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:iconm4ngl3:
M4NGL3 Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HIDE BEHIND THE FAT KID BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconjohanmandal:
johanmandal Featured By Owner May 22, 2012
Lol, you are a keen observer i must say
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:iconacecsecond:
AcecSecond Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
haha da fuck;) it seems u know what ure talking about;)
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:iconootoetjeoo:
oOToetjeOo Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist
hars but yea it's true XD
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