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Quote #54 by Alpner Quote #54 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconmaheen-s:
Maheen-S Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015   Interface Designer
gonna try this xDD
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:iconroguethescarredangel:
RoguetheScarredAngel Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student Writer
I want to do that but you could get seriously arrested for that :XD: Oh well :popcorn:
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:iconeveapplefield:
EveApplefield Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...
good idea !
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:iconfirewolf3:
firewolf3 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
xDD me and my friends do that prank ones! 
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:iconfirewolf3:
firewolf3 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
did*
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:iconwinterwolfwriter:
winterwolfwriter Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pfft oh lord this is funny
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:iconkenedystorm:
KenedyStorm Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Or send a message to your self! o.O That works too! Especially for Forever Alones
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:iconthe-porcelaindoll:
The-PorcelainDoll Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I've actually gotten a text exactly like that from some random number. :XD: It was terrifying and hilarious all at the same time. LOL
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:iconeatingcake4breakfast:
eatingcake4breakfast Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha xD I should try this sometime...
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:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Very funny!
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:iconcorrupted-mirror:
Corrupted-Mirror Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
My little sister did this last week, my cousin was so confused xD
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:iconrizpectart:
rizpectArt Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Professional General Artist
when i'm bored, i sent a text to a random number saying " I'm Pregnant "
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Student General Artist
Not yet, but definitly will :P
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student General Artist
:D
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:iconrizpectart:
rizpectArt Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Professional General Artist
have you tried it? it's more save than hid a body. seriously. :D :lol:
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:iconthe-chocolatecloud:
the-chocolatecloud Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Actually happened in France . The girl got arrested and was sent to jail .
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
LMAO
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:iconthehellbranch:
TheHellbranch Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student General Artist
I just did that! The person replyed "Now we just wait..." heheh :)
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Okay. Here's what we're going to do. You come to my place. Bring the rope and the trashbags. I'll get the Hannah Montana DVDs and the mayonnaise."

:stare:
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:iconixcanxhazxcookie:
IxCANxHAZxCOOKIE Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Fucking genius. XD
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:icongabbyohimesama:
Gabbyohimesama Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
*texting to a friend*
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
I love this!
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:iconshtiya-is-my-power:
Shtiya-is-my-power Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*goes off to steal a friend's phone*
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:iconzalehard13:
Zalehard13 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
I need to try this. XD
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:icondemonmamoru:
DemonMamoru Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Now you burn the rest of the evidence, change your name, and move to Cleveland....
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:iconoutmost433:
outmost433 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Professional Artist
....I NEED to start doing that. O_O
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:iconthis-is-a-paradox:
this-is-a-paradox Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Artist
I love these so much. They all make me laugh so hard!! : )))
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:iconmazza-909:
Mazza-909 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
Wait..........so have you hidden the body or do I have to do it myself?
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:iconscotts33:
scotts33 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012
I need to do that
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:iconalien-san:
alien-san Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahahah that was great ahah ahhaha
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I actually did this-- it was HILARIOUS
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
what was the reply? :D
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They were like: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!

or something related to that. X3
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO!!!!!!!!! I wrote some seriously creepy poetry one time, that I was gonna send as a prank text to a friend, but I didn't in the end, cos I thought it was too creepy. I could send it to you though if you wanted to use it! :D
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD I would use it, actually. X3
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Do you not understand how enticing those veins in your neck are to me?
Do you not yet comprehend the deliciousness of your own flesh?
Ah, but to caress you lovingly with this hacksaw blade, to kiss away your lifeblood, such pleasure!
The sensation of an open wound, veins throbbing softly.
May I yet capture your screams, so perfect in their pure hysteria,
The taste of your fear is so intoxicating,
One could get drunk on it like wine.
The frenzy of your panic I find exhilarating.
As I clamp my hand over your mouth, and pull you into the darkness which now surrounds us,
May you be enshrouded in the knowledge that this will not end soon.
You will suffer long, your agony substaining us throughout the night.
For your pain is divine; your eyes dimming, your soul snuffs out.
Your screams and thrashings do nothing,
for my arms lock around your body, wrapped in a final embrace.
You are mine forever now; I shall keep you eternal,
My darling,
My precious,
Mine.
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:iconblacklittledot:
blacklittledot Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
You my friend have talent!
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:P I don't generally write like that, but thanks anyway!
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wow, that is ominous. I love it :P
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanx :3 My mum accidently saw when I was typing it and just about had a heart attack! I took ages trying to calm her out of hysterics! You can keep it if you want, I don't think I really want it now after the explosions that go on in my house! lol :)
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:iconhardvaro:
Hardvaro Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
It's all fun and games until someone doesn't get the joke, registers your number and calls the police.
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:iconiiwatermelontrainii:
IIwatermelontrainII Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
ikr
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:iconsupercoolodukuchick:
supercoolodukuchick Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Coll dibs, bro, the only thing is...

MY GRANDMA TAUGHT ME THIS!!! :granny:
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:iconmoon231:
MOON231 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist
OMG! I LOVE IT! LOL!!!!
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:iconalice-snow-kiss88:
alice-snow-kiss88 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
; ) your my new fav diveint
im totaly going to try this heheh
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:icontowriteloveonmyshoes:
towriteloveonmyshoes Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i do this too...
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:iconportlandianmetro:
portlandianmetro Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
omfg pure awsomeness!!! I so want to do that with some friends and a pre-paid phone while I'm with them ahhh great stuff *wipes laughter tears*
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:icondragon-of-sapphire:
Dragon-Of-Sapphire Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Just make sure you don't accidently text a cop
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OOOOOO FAIL!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconsilver-rainbow-kitty:
I'm going to try that...
with my sisters phone. XD
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