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Quote #52 by Alpner Quote #52 by Alpner
Quotes #52 | “I’m too cute to be modest. Modesty is for ugly people.”

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3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
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:icontheaverageperson:
TheAveragePerson Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
People, why do you guys insist on taking this quote so seriously? It's a joke. It's satire. It's meant to be treated as a joke, not a serious quote that the author (or distributor) believes in. Yeesh.
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:icondunklematerie:
DunkleMaterie Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Dont worry your spiritual energy is always modest. :trollface:
*covers third eye*
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:iconalpacalypse19:
Alpacalypse19 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
How dare you! Unicorns are noble and majestic!
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:iconxanalai:
Xanalai Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
I know it's meant to be for entertainment, and the internet is a place for everything... But this is rather offensive.
Sadly, modesty is a dying trend in today's society. Females shouldn't feel pressured to show skin in order to be popular, find a partner, etc. It's demeaning, in my opinion. Sure, if women wish to dress scantily, it's their choice. But women who dress modestly shouldn't be scoffed at either.
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Dain-Siegfried Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Writer
Listen, I hate to be 'that guy' but you sorta went off on a random tangent without any warning, your point is valid and all, but the context is a little... Strange...
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:iconraelad:
Raelad Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I can't help but "take it seriously," I just fail to see how this is supposed to be funny or make any sense...
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:icondain-siegfried:
Dain-Siegfried Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Writer
Intended audience I suppose...
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:iconthisishowidew:
ThisIsHowIDew Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Artist
A cute person is someone who doesn't say "Im cute LOL X3333"
A cute person is someone who is quiet and a lovable person for their inner personality.
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ghostyheart Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Guys, it's not a serious quote, it's just something to tell yourself to boost your own confidence. It's not meant to be offensive. It's saying that self-confidence is really more important than looks.
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ObsessedbySherlock Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My inner debate:
Logic: "Are you watching this guy?"
me: (checks...) "Yeah."
Logic: "Good, keep up the good work."

I really couldn't agree more with Logic there!
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:iconeternalkage:
EternalKage Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
...
That explains a lot...
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:iconpetalwhisker:
Petalwhisker Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, I laughed xD Who cares if you don't agree, I don't agree, but I thought the irony of it was really funny. XD :clap:
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:iconnekothebro:
Nekothebro Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks. I'm now one of the ugliest people alive.
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:iconbloodhoundyellow:
BloodhoundYellow Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Possibly the dumbest thing I've seen on this site so far.
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:icondain-siegfried:
Dain-Siegfried Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Writer
Out of curiosity, do you mean dumbest thing but funny, or dumbest thing but stupid? I can't help but wonder.
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:iconbloodhoundyellow:
BloodhoundYellow Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Both. I understand that this is intended to be funny, but I cannot help but feel a little offended by this. Maybe that's what it was intended to do, offend people, and it did it's job. However, I describe myself as modest to a fault and personally, nothing good has come from it. I've been having self-esteem issues my whole life and this quote basically sums up what I believe about myself.
But anyway, it's not like this will put me over the edge or anything. I belittle myself almost daily anyway, so this quote is no big deal.
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:icondain-siegfried:
Dain-Siegfried Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Writer
Fair, enough, just curious.
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:iconbloodhoundyellow:
BloodhoundYellow Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
No problem.
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:iconturkishjade:
TurkishJade Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed.
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:iconkaleoscope:
Kaleoscope Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Agreed.
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:icondamngoodnachos:
DamnGoodNachos Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I found this quote ironic. I like it.

thesearepeoplearebutthurt.
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:iconveeseegoth:
veeseegoth Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Error, has to be " I'm too stupid to be..."
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:iconjessaddison:
jessaddison Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't agree with this at all... I think that modest people are the most beautiful.
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:icontheaverageperson:
TheAveragePerson Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This quote was a joke. It was to mock vain people for being douches, not modest people being ugly. It's called satire.
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jessaddison Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ohh. I see :) I think I just assumed it was serious because of all the comments.
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Sakokii Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);"
These are just quotes, I'm sure most of the quotes he has are just satire and for goods laughs. Nothing too take seriously. This for example: [link]
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VividFlow Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i see, well if we go by this then the world is made up of ugly people and sluts haha
i know this wasn't meant to offend, but i think submitting it to deviantart of all places was a bad idea
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VividFlow Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
well maybe the word 'slut' was a little unappropriated, but you see my point
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MichelleShannon Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student General Artist
I thought perhaps these might become less offensive over time but there seems to be a discouraging trend towards the opposite. Stick with the simple puns, jokes and lighthearted humor and leave stuff like this out please. You'd be doing us all a favor here.
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:iconeunnie-ev:
Eunnie-EV Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
You’re gonna look really cute when that way of thinking gets your teeth punched in.
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Dain-Siegfried Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Writer

I don't think Alpner legitimately thinks that way, it's a satire, and I highly doubt he'd actually say it in public to someone willing to punch his teeth in.

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:iconkuri-osity:
kuri-osity Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw, that made me grin. Glad something good came out of stopping by here. :)
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Izzie-67 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No, modesty is for real women, not little girls. Little girls are cute. Women are masters of their image, making you see precisely what they want you to see. Girls show a little leg and hope for a one-night stand.

You may be too cute for modesty, but I'm too much of a woman to be a skank ;D
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remembertheginger Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This reminds me of a quote from my favorite series. :heart:
"Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?"
"Only from ugly people," Jace confided. "The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me."

The book is City of Bones by Cassandra Clare, if you're interested ^^
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GwenneAreble Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't agree
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:iconicy-dew:
Icy-Dew Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
This is totally offensive.
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:iconskaianot:
Skaianot Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
There goes all of my self esteem.
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:iconfinmelovelydream:
finmelovelydream Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i know right....sucks for me..
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:iconmakkon:
Makkon Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Obviously this is very tongue-in-cheek, but in all seriousness I've known a lot of girls with this attitude. It didn't get them very far, and they always struggled to get any credibility or respect, if they even tried anyway. Dressing racy was the easy way in those days.
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Snake--Bites Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
pffttt I love how people are taking this quote so seriously.
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jeni5540 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
too true :D
...im kinda modest :(
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:iconleengie:
Leengie Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aw ? Personnally I don't understand it in the same way... I rather see a girl telling to another one that she should be proud of her image, face, body or whatever xD by saying "Oh please, just don't say that it's nothing, you're from far so cute that it's impossible for you not being aware of this". It would rather apply to people who are thinking THIS of the other people who are cute.
Yay, don't know if I'm saying it well, my english is... ;_;
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:iconjeni5540:
jeni5540 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
haha a guy's point view :) love it :p
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:iconleengie:
Leengie Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Possible... Although I'm a girl myself %)
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:iconjeni5540:
jeni5540 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
hahaha ..awkward.. ;)
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:iconbagsofbabies:
Bagsofbabies Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Artist
Holy fuck people like you make the murdering world go round, thanks buddy.
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:iconluckydog34:
Luckydog34 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Humans will never get along, it's just a part of who we we are really.
World peace is a lovely, but impossible idea.
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Alberthein1 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Not impossible...
Just take a gander at North Korea!
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:iconirengard:
Irengard Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehehe. I can use this in a character....
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da-fucker Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Sweet sociopaths~
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