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Quote #46 by Alpner Quote #46 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconmarissac702:
MarissaC702 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Really? I had no idea!
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:iconawill4517:
awill4517 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
no duh
of cause that's true
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:iconkittencradle:
kittencradle Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Scientists have awaited so long for this discovery...
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:iconalecindas:
Alecindas Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God these are fun.
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:iconfirewolf3:
firewolf3 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
hmm.. learn something new every day! xDD
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:iconkronusnec:
kronusnec Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
Yeah, except that it doesn't apply to people born February 29th.
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:iconkatetheboxer:
katetheboxer Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist
surprisingly true!
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:icongrenpool:
Grenpool Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
True story...
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
tru!
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:icondarkprincess101x:
DarkPrincess101x Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconyoudontsayplz:
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:iconhitchicksftw:
HITCHICKSFTW Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student Writer
No. Shit. hahahahahahah
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:iconijoinedfor1thing:
Ijoinedfor1thing Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Guess I won't be livin much longer then.
:saddummy:
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:icongyrin:
Gyrin Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012
Well, this is technically impossible. Since you can only have one "birth-DAY" in you entire life. BAM! TROLLIN' :iconrainbowtrollplz:
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:iconmaryana24:
Maryana24 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
So what if you are born in 29th of February o.O ?
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:iconckittykatty:
ckittykatty Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
STATISTICS ARE WRONG!!!
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:iconghiralink123:
Ghiralink123 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
:iconyoudontsayplz:
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:iconlovelybunny11:
lovelybunny11 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconyoudontsayplz:
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:iconholyscream:
HolyScream Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
:iconshockedplz: No way!?
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:icontruebladed:
Truebladed Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No way, I've never noticed.
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:iconpeppermint-petty:
peppermint-petty Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Absolutly incredible.
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:iconxocoxoco:
xocoxoco Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
:iconyoudontsayplz:
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:iconmidnightshadows24:
MidnightShadows24 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Holy. Shit. O.O Who would've thought?!
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:iconumbreon-art:
Umbreon-art Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
O_O no wai!
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:iconmy5tic-lali:
My5tic-Lali Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol. just lol.
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:iconravenlachrimae:
ravenlachrimae Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha that actually took me a while!!... im such an asian blonde xDDD
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:iconfrenchvanilla001:
FrenchVanilla001 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012
what if you're born on a leap day?
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:icondwarf-in-the-flask:
Dwarf-In-The-Flask Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
then you DIE
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:iconderanged-dragon:
Deranged-Dragon Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I had no idea. :O
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:iconalphanathan:
alphanathan Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
More important: what did you get for your birthday?
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:iconsummerday27:
summerday27 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just wow :XD:
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:iconmoonstarthedragoncat:
MoonstarTheDragoncat Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
NO KIDDING!!!
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:icontheloveablegir:
theloveablegir Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
My friend said exactly what the description said. lol
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:iconkerrynes:
Kerrynes Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh mai god, really???
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:iconblackstrike:
blackstrike Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Professional Photographer
Seems legit.
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:iconparamic123:
paramic123 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WHAT!?!?!
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:iconrollinlol95:
Rollinlol95 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:iconyoudontsayplz:
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:iconshybaby63080:
shybaby63080 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!
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:iconaskmosome:
AskMosome Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Your welcome major know it all ;P (Sorry, couldn't resist xD)
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:iconshybaby63080:
shybaby63080 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
its all good sargeant sarcasm xD(neither could i!!) :clap:
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:iconaskmosome:
AskMosome Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
As long as your fine with it general encyclopedia xD
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:iconm4ngl3:
M4NGL3 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH MY GOD I didn't know that... next ill get someone to tell me wat am the sky, and how does eat food
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol~
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:iconkiiroikat:
KiiroiKat Featured By Owner May 17, 2012   Digital Artist
:iconyoudontsayplz:
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:iconnekoninja13:
NekoNinja13 Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
lol
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:iconpyromuffin5:
PyroMuffin5 Featured By Owner May 4, 2012
On a related note, did you know that dying is the number one cause of death worldwide??
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:iconodysseus1400:
Odysseus1400 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Alternatively you could claim that life is the number one cause of death worldwide - since things that don't live can't die ;)
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:iconnekoninja13:
NekoNinja13 Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
lol
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Student General Artist
ahahaha, love it!
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:iconashimbabbar:
ashimbabbar Featured By Owner May 4, 2012
but there are exceptions.

take those born on February 29.
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:iconootoetjeoo:
oOToetjeOo Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist
can't deny that xD
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