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Quote #43 by Alpner Quote #43 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconalexi-basq:
Alexi-Basq Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
So true!!!!!
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:iconstorm-dancer-9:
Storm-Dancer-9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Or scaring the sh** out of them. Both r fun
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:iconradiotoxicmango:
RadioToxicMango Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I'm really glad I saw this just now. My friend texted me saying that she just tried to commit suicide, and when I told my step-father about it, he just told me that it wasn't my problem to deal with and that there wasn't anything that I could do about it. I told him (politely) not to tell me what I can and cannot do. I'm sure as hell going to keep fighting for her and hopefully prove him wrong.
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:iconkaguetora:
Kaguetora Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So damn true xD
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:iconfirewolf3:
firewolf3 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
its even better when your a teenager x3


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:iconkatra01:
Katra01 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is the quote I live by !
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:iconmerideim:
Merideim Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I will show this to my dad when I pass my Japanese language class! 
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:iconkenedystorm:
KenedyStorm Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And then KICK THEIR ASS!
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:iconxeniaduck:
XeniaDuck Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
100% true...
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:iconlillydeathbed:
LillyDeathbed Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013   Artist
I comepletely agree.
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:iconsilverwind100:
Silverwind100 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is now one of my motto's!
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:iconwaterfall248:
waterfall248 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love doing that :)
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:iconpizzapotatonbacon:
PizzaPotatoNBacon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student General Artist
This quote is both inspiring (in a way) and funny.
But mostly funny, in the way it's written.
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:icondelicatestrength:
Delicatestrength Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YES!!
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:iconcrystalitar:
Crystalitar Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I so agree with this!
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:iconscarletfrost:
Scarletfrost Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Super-Fav!
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:iconsteelwingakira:
SteelwingAkira Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
absolutly like being female and designing a "good" video game(not that girly junk)
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
REVERSE PSYCOLOGY!! :dummy:
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
yes
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:iconstarfighter-suicune:
Starfighter-Suicune Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Oh yeah, that's a great feeling! :D
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:iconzalehard13:
Zalehard13 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
A-fucking-men.
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:iconhitchicksftw:
HITCHICKSFTW Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student Writer
Amen to that!!
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:iconunendingprettychaos:
UnendingPrettyChaos Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yes.... *malicious smile*
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:iconeeveerulez23:
eeveerulez23 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
:iconjokerclapplz:
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:iconbitteryetsweet:
bitteryetsweet Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
The English Language can be so complicated, having different ways to say the same thing all the time.
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:iconpeppermint-petty:
peppermint-petty Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student General Artist
That's so damn right!
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:iconpolishwolfka:
PolishWolfka Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Haha True story XD
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
Heck yeah!
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:iconsikanako:
Sikanako Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Agreed XD
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:iconbloodystaranimefan:
BloodyStarAnimeFan Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
HELL YES!!!!
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:iconhioo123:
hioo123 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hell yea! ITS NEVER FUN DOING STUFF U HAFTA DO!!! :XD:
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:icongothfoxx:
gothfoxx Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
hell yeah!
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:iconkibagrl:
Kibagrl Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
yes
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:iconbeautifulrainfalls:
BeautifulRainfalls Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
I agree with this statement :)
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:iconairgirl13:
AirGirl13 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Student Writer
Frends figured out this works on me.
Got me to climb the rope in gym, and to finish two novels cuz they said i couldnt.
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:iconumeka1:
Umeka1 Featured By Owner May 22, 2012
It is so true xD
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm going to disobey the rules, and love the rules. There ain't nothin' you can do 'bout it.
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol fail.

I meant to say:

I'm going to disobey the rules, and love this quote. There ain't nothin' you can do 'bout it.
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fernny619 Featured By Owner May 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
First I saw this I thought it was dirty.
Now I'm looking at it again and I think I'm the dirty one...XP
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:iconblue-falcon-serenity:
Blue-Falcon-Serenity Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Yep, yep, very true! ^0^
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:iconootoetjeoo:
oOToetjeOo Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Hobbyist
ah and then feel the victory afterwards eh? ;)
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