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Quote #42 by Alpner Quote #42 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
I will be not naked for some guy! :steaming:
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:iconjynxychan:
JynxyChan Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
True lol
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:iconsafaribear:
SafariBear Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
They should start dressing for boys. At least while the BMI is in the "normal" range...
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:iconsaisaiz:
SaiSaiz Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Someone who understands, Finally!
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:iconpaintdrop-designs:
Paintdrop-Designs Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Absolutely 100% accurate.
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:iconicewingmoontigress:
Icewingmoontigress Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sadly, pretty true...
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:iconquantuminnovator:
QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
I think you're right about this.
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:iconhalonewolf:
HaloneWolf Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol i find this funny and im a girl :)
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:iconinukagome134:
inukagome134 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
I prefer girls with clothes on, actually... :O_o:
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:iconportlandianmetro:
portlandianmetro Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
yeah a little bit to keep some mystery... like how they thought ankles and wrists were taboo but cleavage was not so bad
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:iconpeppermint-petty:
peppermint-petty Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student General Artist
Guess so ._.
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
True.... And kinda sad.
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:iconxokatgirlxo:
xokatgirlxo Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh my gosh
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:icontwocool935:
Twocool935 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Artist
That's not true. We don't want All girls to be naked. The only ones to wear clothes are fatties and old ladies.
I'm only joking. I'm part pervert but not full time stalker.
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:iconportlandianmetro:
portlandianmetro Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
haha...ohhh
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:iconbyakkohimesama:
Byakkohimesama Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahahahaha... no
:XD:
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:icon95wave:
95wave Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
feh


if girls could feel when men had boners, you'd be sure as hell they'd get breast reduction surgery
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:iconcyoteluver:
Cyoteluver Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012   General Artist
Ohyes. Decency isn't a part of humanity anymore, I guess.
Tell me again about how a girl will be treated well for walking around naked.
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:iconfakerfakerluvpower:
FakerFakerLuvPower Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Have you ever worn jeggings in public?
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:iconcyoteluver:
Cyoteluver Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012   General Artist
No, I've never worn leggings in public either. I don't even want to o.o.
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:iconportlandianmetro:
portlandianmetro Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
I was just about to look up "jeggings" I was like wtf are those?
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:iconfakerfakerluvpower:
FakerFakerLuvPower Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student General Artist
good, you're one of the few sensible people in my generation.
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:iconcyoteluver:
Cyoteluver Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012   General Artist
I think they look awful xD.
I'm glad somebody agrees.
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:iconbagamman:
BaGamman Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's impossible because if they do, they'll get cold. :XD:
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:iconmorphoadonis:
MorphoAdonis Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Way to interpret things EXACTLY AS THEY WERE MEANT. I'm sure this was a very serious and literal quote, and should be treated with solemnity and realism.
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:iconcyoteluver:
Cyoteluver Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012   General Artist
Indubitably. I'm glad you feel the EXACT SAME WAY.
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:iconilovethegameoflife26:
i say the same thing and i'm a chic XD
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:iconagentbabycakes:
AgentBabycakes Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I need to remember that one.
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:iconmollz4music:
Mollz4music Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Haha omg! ^^
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
OHMAIGAWD LMFAO
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:iconanonymouspinkrose:
AnonymousPinkRose Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
So true!
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:icongaarafan103:
gaarafan103 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
offended!!! but still so true...But Thank whoever up there that's listen that I'm not like that I actually got a brain and some self respect...-.-
that's right...now what?

--
"In the dark bout I see the light."
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:iconrebecca14905:
Rebecca14905 Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Student Writer
affiance but so true
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:iconhalthewarrior:
halthewarrior Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist
lol
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:iconkisatenten:
KisaTenten Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
ya so true
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:iconbaratus:
Baratus Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
it feels very very lonely being the only non-gay male on the planet that apparently doesnt find that all that attractive.
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:iconkane09x:
kane09x Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
I have to agree with you being completely naked all the time would take the fun out of staring at women.
Fantasy is a powerful tool.
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:iconrollinlol95:
Rollinlol95 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Sure, and they also dress in pretty ways sometimes, so why not. *takes real people as reference for drawing*
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:iconbaratus:
Baratus Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
...........
...that...
....isnt......exactly what I meant either but... you.. do...err.. have a point... o-ow.. my brain...
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:iconkane09x:
kane09x Featured By Owner May 26, 2012
then would you please enlighten me with the point you were trying to get across?
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:iconbaratus:
Baratus Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
I dont think I can.
nor do I have the patience to.
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:iconamanda2324:
amanda2324 Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, I have a non-gay male friend who agrees with you...
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:iconbaratus:
Baratus Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
Thats...a shock actually..
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:iconamanda2324:
amanda2324 Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? ^^;
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:iconbaratus:
Baratus Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
sadly, yes. it is. the only other guy I know that doesnt find it attractive, is completely oblivious to what 'attraction' is. So...considering (maybe even statistically) how many other males I must know by now, the fact that I can think of pretty much none that would find this unattractive should be a devastating number just from imagination.

uhh.. in short, yes, really, its a shock to me. (I tend to ramble sorry.)
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:iconamanda2324:
amanda2324 Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
(That's okay!) Ah, well, understandable. Most of the guys I've come across find it attractive, too, so I understand where you're coming from.
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:iconbaratus:
Baratus Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
Yeah..
most of the guys I know will stare with a stupid look pasted on their faces like a woman's body is hypnotic some how. I happen to be rather hot blooded, and this makes me want to hit them with a table when they do.

I grew up with them, and I cant help but wonder why Im NOT like them.. guess its just because Im me or something, Cause I havent found any relevant data..
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:iconamanda2324:
amanda2324 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, I'm glad you're like that! I'd feel miserable if I caught guys staring at me like that. So I dress very modestly... I used to dress like a guy, just to make sure the guys didn't look at me like that.
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:iconootoetjeoo:
oOToetjeOo Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Hobbyist
LOL but we do like to tease~
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