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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconawill4517:
awill4517 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
yep that's how we roll
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:iconstorm-dancer-9:
Storm-Dancer-9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Yep. 
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:iconredbule:
redbule Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student
hahah
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:icondancingdawn62:
dancingdawn62 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed. :3
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:iconouroboros-armageddon:
Ouroboros-Armageddon Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
A fight with a Feminazi in a nutshell.
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:iconideenkotze:
Ideenkotze Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student Photographer
sometimes I wonder if all those 'jokes' about "men cant win an argument with a woman" are made so guys who cant discuss stuff properly dont feel too bad about it...
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:iconblackshadowthewolf:
blackshadowthewolf Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Student Filmographer
LOL thats me and my mum
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:iconblumeshullman:
BlumeShullman Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
that's why you should obey^^
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:iconkayanne21:
kayanne21 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YEP. Just best to avoid that situation all together. XD
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:iconwindtiger:
WindTiger Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
So true. Why Men can't understand that and just say it was all their fault and make it up in some way ;).
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:iconklopeztwins:
Klopeztwins Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
it is so true.sometimes it is funny how people react.
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:iconsingtolife:
SingToLife Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Boobs
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:iconzalehard13:
Zalehard13 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh god, yes. XD
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:iconotaku-p:
Otaku-P Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
TITS! :D
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:iconclocks-are-round:
Clocks-are-round Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Then just yell "boobs!" Problem solved, gentlemen.
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:iconiliowahine:
iliowahine Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
so true:giggle:
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:iconrachelfair:
RachelFair Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Surprisingly this is the other way around in my relationship XD
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:icongyrin:
Gyrin Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012
I haven't had a girlfriend in four years and I recently had one and thankfully no more. God this couldn't have been more true in that relationship =_=
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:icondavethedog1:
davethedog1 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
True....
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:icontreetail:
Treetail Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Hell ya it will
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:iconshyvampiress1997:
shyvampiress1997 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Guys,don't give up. Not all women are psychopathic monsters who judge you for everything you do and say. Take it from someone who knows.
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:iconpeppermint-petty:
peppermint-petty Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student General Artist
I can't say much more than :D
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:iconpastel--puppy:
Pastel--Puppy Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just give up, men. You have no chance.
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
Yeah, men should just give up...
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:iconalura-the-sage:
Alura-the-Sage Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
And don't you men forget it!!!! :D
By the way, what font do you use for these?
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Agency FB ;)
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:iconisminivasileiou:
isminivasileiou Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...because we can!
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:iconfluffy1907:
Fluffy1907 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yes, it will!!!! of course, if you give us weapons, we use them ^^
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:icon95wave:
95wave Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
I wonder how arguements between lesbians go then D:
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:iconacayth:
Acayth Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nuclear explosion
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:iconsoundlightenergy:
SoundLightEnergy Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
How about this: "STFU you're not God you can't always be right. Even against a person you don't respect."
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:icongothfoxx:
gothfoxx Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
some are better than others
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:iconcherylblanche:
CherylBlanche Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
Yeah, men can't make remarks on what a person says, speech belongs to women altogether. 9_9
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:iconxmiaww-im-a-muffinx:
Xmiaww-im-a-muffinX Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Student Photographer
Now this I can agree with and I am a woman :P It's a shame that the same goes for my ex and he's most definately a man :P
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:iconloveyou2a:
LoveYou2A Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
True. be careful ;D
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:iconcr4sygrl:
cr4sygrl Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
Why do you think we are always right?
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:icondwarf-in-the-flask:
Dwarf-In-The-Flask Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omfg we have the same icon :D

i got mine off of the set of pictures that came with my computer im assuming the same goes for you?
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:iconcr4sygrl:
cr4sygrl Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012
Ya i did
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:icondwarf-in-the-flask:
Dwarf-In-The-Flask Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol o3o
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:iconmastercrow666:
MasterCrow666 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You're not, but you make it so it looks like we're always wrong =P
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:iconagentbabycakes:
AgentBabycakes Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
True that. The only time I've ever seen a woman lose an argument was against another woman.
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:iconkahshim:
Kahshim Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
A lot of guys don't lose but give up cause they a) don't want to be in the dog house and b) still want to get laid.

It has rarely been that the woman is always right, just they hold most of the power in the relationship.
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:iconagentbabycakes:
AgentBabycakes Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
As I always say, I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. (I'm a woman, FYI.)

(My future husband is going to be one hell of a guy, that's for sure. He's going to have to know how to pick his battles, because I don't.)
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:iconfearlesslullaby:
FearlessLullaby Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:nod:
Yep.
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:iconblackven:
blackven Featured By Owner May 4, 2012
so true
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:iconhalthewarrior:
halthewarrior Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist
lol yus
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:icontigare:
Tigare Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
That would be me.
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:iconahisis-killia-leroy:
Ahisis-Killia-Leroy Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
true story :D
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:iconpuzzledheartbox:
PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
So true ;p!
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:iconbaratus:
Baratus Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
Thats also known as being damn good at arguing.
<.<;;
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