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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconsilverheart2:
Silverheart2 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Y'know, I know a LOT of things similar to this (as in the comments below), and I typically find them pretty funny, but this one....I don't like it. It's just so horrible to say about someone...EVEN if they deserve it.
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:iconoutlastlova:
outlastlova Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
some people just need a kiss.
to the forehead.
down a flight of stairs.
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:iconbloodwolf752:
BloodWolf752 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
Some people just need a high five.
In the face.
With a shotgun.
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:iconbastcat44:
bastcat44 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Some people just need a high five.
In the heart.
With a sharp object.



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:iconlidybug:
lidybug Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
i know a lot of people who need a high five...
with a chair...
made of steel...
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:icongenox11:
GenoX11 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013
Some people need to be calmed.
In the face.
With a toaster.
Thats plugged in.
Underwater.
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:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Some people need to be touched.

On the face.

With a taser.
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
:iconawesomeplz:
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:icondaisuler1994:
Daisuler1994 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlolmemeplz:
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i no a few.
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:iconayousif:
ayousif Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel.
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:iconstarfighter-suicune:
Starfighter-Suicune Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Some people just need a pat.
On their back.
With a knife.
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Some people just need a brofist,

In the head,

With a bullet
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:icon44redz:
44redz Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconjessiebelle93:
jessiebelle93 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Student General Artist
haha :) love that!
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:iconcawelling:
cawelling Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Can i use this in a story i'm writing?
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student General Artist
Sure ;)
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:iconalice0227:
alice0227 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Student
Harsh. :o
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:iconlordofstupidity:
LordofStupidity Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
Can I draw a picture for thisXD?
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Student General Artist
Sure ;)
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:iconmaka-eater:
MaKa-EaTeR Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yeah ı agree :D
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:iconred-rose-12:
Red-Rose-12 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
muhahahaha ;)
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:iconhinata1313:
Hinata1313 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So true, so true
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:iconhawkieface:
Hawkieface Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
So true....
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:iconpastel--puppy:
Pastel--Puppy Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Some people just need a little time alone. Trapped in a volcano. With the lava rising.
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sme people just need to swim.

In a tank.


Full of acid
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:iconpastel--puppy:
Pastel--Puppy Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Some people just need to sleep.

In an ocean.

With sharks.
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
Oh so very true...
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:iconbrick-candy:
Brick-Candy Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
Some people just need a high five.
In the face.
With a chair.
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:iconwiz-witch:
Wiz-Witch Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Quote from my friend: "Some people need a pat on the back. With a chair. Repeatedly." Then I added "By someone with super strength" and someone else added "that's on fire"
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
TRUE
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:iconsummerday27:
summerday27 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Or a highfive...To their face...With a chair...
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:iconderpty7:
Derpty7 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's what me and my friends always say :D
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:iconsummerday27:
summerday27 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, same here :D
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:iconuoombakawarrior:
uoombakawarrior Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student
or sum ppl need a frendly push....off a bridge...into a shark infested pool.
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Some people just need a high five...in the face...with a katana
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:iconuoombakawarrior:
uoombakawarrior Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Student
Lol
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's true.
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:iconuoombakawarrior:
uoombakawarrior Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student
Have you seen the one that says. "God made all things beautiful....WTH happened to you?"
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No but I wish
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:iconmyxxo:
myxxo Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:D:D:D:D:D:D once again. thumbs up for all your quotes!
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:iconkillerangel666:
killerangel666 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
XD. I want that on a shirt!
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
tsk tsk tsk...
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:iconkurin-j-l:
kuRiN-J-L Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
or a high five. in the face. with a chair.
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Thank you :) This I can use for making another one...
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:iconkurin-j-l:
kuRiN-J-L Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012
haha ok, i had to go and read them all, there were some really funny ones!
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm glad you like'em :)
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:iconsaici:
Saici Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Indeed :D
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