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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconracingalien3:
Racingalien3 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's what YOU think!
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:iconmidn1ghtcat:
Midn1ghtcat Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014
so true what is the point of being normal
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:iconredbule:
redbule Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student
same it doen not work out the way u thort it would :(
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:icontyrni-karpalo:
Tyrni-Karpalo Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I tried, I really-really triedNo, I disagree! .
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:iconneonrosary:
Neonrosary Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Prussia is more awesome then everyone :iconprussiaplz:
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:iconunicornhearts0000:
unicornhearts0000 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm not normal in public! I hugged a random dude on Valentine's day so he wouldn't feel left out, and I tell random people I love them
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:iconmemory627:
Memory627 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Professional Writer
I need a T-shirt that says this.
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:iconkenedystorm:
KenedyStorm Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Normal???? What is normal???
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:iconmoreuse:
Moreuse Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yes, yes you are.
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:icondemoninatree:
DemonInATree Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
*nodding* Indeed. :iconjapanseizureplz:
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
That`s so of me....

*pretends normal* :shoutbox: *gets back being myself* :squee:
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:iconcamiwolf09:
camiwolf09 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Me in puplic* Sits around acting normal.
*Me in the house* Walk around around on all fours acting and eating like a cat/dog. CX
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:iconhokova:
Hokova Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Hey! Let's play normal! :iconnotimpressedplz:

...Boring.

:woohoo:
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:iconhinatahyuuga1133:
hinatahyuuga1133 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hehe if your awesoem tht makes you prussian *hetalia jokes* :dummy:
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:iconsinging-wolf-12:
Singing-Wolf-12 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
That's the first thing I thought of!!! :iconprussiaplz:
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:icondemoninatree:
DemonInATree Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Kesesesese me too.
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:iconhinatahyuuga1133:
hinatahyuuga1133 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
-YO AUZTRIA! I AM ZO AWEZOME, I FOUND FOLLOWERS ON ZE OZER ZIDE OF DA!

-You are an *gets beat up by Monsiuer Stick*
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:iconhinatahyuuga1133:
hinatahyuuga1133 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god XD i wonder what is your thoughts on Canada. He is really cute~ almost like a baby bird like gilbird~
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:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
-Mmaple *hides face behind Kumawhatever* someone finally recogni-
-YO HINA! ARE YOU AN AMERICAN? CAUSE IF YOU ARE, I BET YOU'RE FREE TOMORROW NIGHT JUST LIKE YOUR HEROIC COUNTRY.
-Alfred... *is now whispering* ...you suck. And when the world finally ends *light glints ominously on Canada's glasses* I won't give you the last of my maple syrup.
-WHAT WAS THAT, MATTIE? THE HERO WAS TOO BUSY WOOING AN AMERICAN DAMSEL!

...

and that, is my view on Canada.

*bows down low*

You may all applaud my awesomeness.
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hinatahyuuga1133 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD well i am actually American and Canadian, as well as Irish and a little bit Prussian and dutch. My American and Canadian are actually Indians XD
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:iconanunfoldedpapertiger:
AnUnfoldedPaperTiger Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Student Writer
No you're not! Dude, don't lie.
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:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Artist
I'm the same!
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:iconkmtwiddley-wings:
KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
Nobody is Normal. Life would be bullshit if it was.
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:iconxxmidnightfirexx:
xXMidnightFireXx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I need to print this out stick it on a button and were it every day
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:icondodo-pink:
Dodo-pink Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconawesomeprussiaplz: yeah i am awesome!
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
I am awesome!
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:iconart-is-a-bang-2009:
Art-is-a-bang-2009 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012
This reminds me of two people: Tony Stark and Gilbert Beilschmidt
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:icongyrin:
Gyrin Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
:icontruestoryplz:
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:iconfeathers-love:
Feathers-love Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
"Normal"?? What is this "normal" in which you speak??




Ohhh right, I stopped being that before I was conceived. XD
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:iconsteeltalon:
Steeltalon Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
What's "normal"? *cocks head* It's not contagious is it?

>.>

<.<
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:iconmadjiku:
madjiku Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012
there's no fun in being normal!
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:iconparamic123:
paramic123 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG!!!! This is mai screen saver right here!!!!
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:iconiloverikuandsora:
iloverikuandsora Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
me 2 :)
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:iconscarlet-cullen:
scarlet-cullen Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
Brilliant, and sounds like me!
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:iconcr4sygrl:
cr4sygrl Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
what's this disease you speak of? Is it contagious?
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:iconwildeye99:
wildeye99 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Student General Artist
lol, sounds like me!
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So cool~
So me~
So thanks!
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:icongaarafan103:
gaarafan103 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
That's me! let me add this to my fav's

--
"In the dark but I see the light."
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:iconhalthewarrior:
halthewarrior Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist
SAME HERE!!!
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:iconlady-hetalia:
Lady-Hetalia Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Best. Ever!
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:iconiamhaden:
IamHaden Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i thought for a while that i was the one who made this up, but either i wasnt or i never took the chance to coin it...
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Student General Artist
Probably not. I found this online and added "I'm awesome!" :)
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