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Quote #34 by Alpner Quote #34 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconelektrastarstorm:
ElektraStarstorm Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Student General Artist
APH: Onion-USA We Americans are full of ourselves, that's why! onion head "smug" After all, who wouldn't want us?
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:iconsilverheart2:
Silverheart2 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's a good one! :D #hitemwiththetruth
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:iconrainbowfay:
RainbowFay Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have no idea why. But I'm guessing it's to do with these Hollywood movies like Mars Attacks, Independence Day, War Of The Worlds, Man Of Steel, and Battle Los Angeles. 
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:iconrosannawolf:
rosannawolf Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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:iconredbule:
redbule Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Student
haha yeah
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:iconfirewolf3:
firewolf3 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
times like theses i want to be american 'MURICA 
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:iconsigmaskylord:
SigmaSkylord Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Student General Artist

There are aliens searching for intelligent life

I'm an American

I'm scared that they'll overlook the smart ones here and go somewhere else

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:iconhannahdoodle100:
Hannahdoodle100 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013
hahaha... 
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:iconunicornhearts0000:
unicornhearts0000 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Sadly very true
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:iconlidybug:
lidybug Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
how come in movies america is the only place that is invaded?
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:iconrainbowfay:
RainbowFay Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's Hollywood and it is ruled by the fucking Illuminati. It's all about making alien movie invasions. All those movies have ever done is make Americans become brainwashed and paranoid. If dying aliens wanted to invade and destroy us, they would have done it a long time ago. 
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:iconlidybug:
lidybug Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
True....
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:iconrainbowfay:
RainbowFay Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yep.
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:iconhannahdoodle100:
Hannahdoodle100 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013
thats like saying: In Doctor Who, why is it England Aliens try and invade first?
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:iconlidybug:
lidybug Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
hahahaha :D
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:iconanniejpix:
AnnieJPix Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
... Haha.

Not working.
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:iconideenkotze:
Ideenkotze Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student Photographer
I know why!
Because in every freaking Alien movie, some big city in the US gets attacked! :D
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:icondemoninatree:
DemonInATree Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
:iconhetaoniplz: :iconomgamericaplz::iconsaysplz:ER MA GERDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
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:iconalexty17:
alexty17 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
We are scared because we are the only ones they are looking at :P
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:iconsashablah:
Sashablah Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
Yep. That's us! American and Proud! At least we aren't gonna die! :boogie:
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:iconyami-fire:
Yami-Fire Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Brilliant xD
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:iconcountkristin:
CountKristin Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Hahaha! Oh good, thats good. I love American jokes, even though I'm American.
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:iconmonipln:
monipln Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Hahaaaaa :D
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:iconbloodhoundyellow:
BloodhoundYellow Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
I don't get it. :c
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:iconpurplefire1400:
purplefire1400 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
meh
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:iconthenintendokid:
Thenintendokid Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Owwwwwww. Is it sad that I can kinda agree with this?
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha!
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aliens? We have a zombie apocalypse to worry about and you bring up ALIENS?!
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
(No offense intended) Cuz they're the living dead
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:iconsinging-wolf-12:
Singing-Wolf-12 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Sooooo true!!!!! :D
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:iconbitingshadow:
BitingShadow Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I LAWLED SO HARD AT THIS!
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:icon1peanutbutterman:
1peanutbutterman Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Photographer
And who are the dumber people who create this and actually believe this
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:iconfragmented-shadows:
Fragmented-Shadows Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You...fail. Just...generally, at life.
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:icon1peanutbutterman:
1peanutbutterman Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013  Student Photographer
Who are you
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:iconfragmented-shadows:
Fragmented-Shadows Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I am a person. And you have no sense of humor, if you seriously think that quote you commented on was serious. O_e
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Hey! I'm American! I hate Americans...
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:iconhershy-kisses:
Hershy-Kisses Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012   Artist
so true, so true, but eh, who am I kidding I'm just as airheaded!!!
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:iconblackstormwarrior:
blackstormwarrior Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student General Artist
I am a proud American, and I approve this message ;)
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:iconxlunar-foxx:
XLunar-FoxX Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Even though I'm American, I laughed really hard; only because it's true. xD
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:iconticlo7:
ticlo7 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
See, the rest of the world figured this out years ago. The only people who need to be worried are the Japanese because, to be honest, all the smart people in every other country are long gone. :shrug:
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:iconaiaoningyo:
AiAoNingyo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So I get the feeling you're not American...but anyways! Lmfao, this funny, and sadly true...!
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:iconblazefirewolf1:
BlazeFireWolf1 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You asians better run like hell.
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:iconvalidate0:
Validate0 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...yeah, we are pretty fucking stupid, huh? ;p
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:iconsilver-rainbow-kitty:
Silver-Rainbow-Kitty Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
I'm American but I find this very funny. XD
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:iconcriticalcreations:
criticalcreations Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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:iconnibblez22:
Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I hate you -_- *is American*
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:iconvalidate0:
Validate0 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
calm ursef. im american, too, but this is f*ckin funny~
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:iconnibblez22:
Nibblez22 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ok, sorry. Yes it is funny
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:iconvalidate0:
Validate0 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No no it's freaking funny. I totally agree! :)
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:iconkmtwiddley-wings:
KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
Becuase they`ll only look for the Asians.
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