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Quote #31 by Alpner Quote #31 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconkagaminelink:
KagamineLink Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So true.
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:iconmlpjokerz:
MLPJokerZ Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I laughed so hard, I have actually swallowed most of the contents of my mouth.
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:iconkurlycrazykat:
KurlyCrazyKat Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad to say I'm that friend to people...
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:iconwinterwolfwriter:
winterwolfwriter Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh look its me XD
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:iconblacklilly3:
BlackLilly3 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
I love it, because it's true!
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:iconwaterfall248:
waterfall248 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey that's what I would do! XD
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:iconabbymeyer:
AbbyMeyer Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
This describes my best friends so well... :D
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:iconthe-comic-artist01:
The-Comic-Artist01 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I do that for my bros!
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:iconpitterpaws:
pitterpaws Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
and A better friend will record it to watch before bed and to tell the kids " man i kicked his ass"
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:iconyukaharu:
Yukaharu Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I...I have a few friends like this.
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
that is 100% tru.
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:iconhokova:
Hokova Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
And a BEST friend will help you hide the corpse!
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconraven41190:
raven41190 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I love this! My friends are totally the ones that would do this. Especially Freak-Merchant. Lol
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:icondevidoggy87:
devidoggy87 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's my signature lol
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:iconwolvengra:
Wolvengra Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is me and my little sister in a nut shell.........
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:iconoctarinepegacorn:
OctarinePegacorn Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Writer
Although I'm pretty sure it's illegal to pummel someone with a baseball bat, if I was angry and someone offered to do that, I would cry tears of joy.
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:iconjinx-the-witch102:
Jinx-The-Witch102 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Student General Artist
:lmao: So freaking true :XD: That means I have made alot of best friends :XD:
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:iconlasago:
Lasago Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
.........I think that someday I'm going to be guilty of being someone's best friend.....
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:iconloveislove-27:
LoveIsLove-27 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
XD My Best friend would have a axe or a machete, not a bat!
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:icondavethedog1:
davethedog1 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
metal baseball or wooden?
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:iconsunamon:
Sunamon Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wooden, that way if it breaks, there will still be splinters. plus, a metal one dents too easily... is it sad that I'm actually thinking about this stuff? lol
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:iconnerdinthecorner:
nerdinthecorner Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my friends r to scared to hold me back but i DO have one of these friends we need our backupp XD
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:iconfightsforfun:
fightsforfun Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:icontruestoryplz: this is EXACTLY how my best friend is XD
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:icontangofish:
tangofish Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
see, when you can leave out the crap about some one who is a different colour from YOU, you can be really funny!
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:iconportlandianmetro:
portlandianmetro Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
I would have done this for my best friend but I was still at work and an hour away when I got the text
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:iconthebigblackdevil5:
thebigblackdevil5 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
THtas so true. o3o actually this really tells me my best friend cuz she calms me down and gets all wild when it's time to kill. :iconbadassplz:
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:iconbitteryetsweet:
bitteryetsweet Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
It's hard to choose which one you would rather have, because one always does the right thing, and the other one is fucking hilarious.
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:iconlarrygandalfp:
Larrygandalfp Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My friends would make sure I didn't get hold of anything that could be used as a weapon of mass killing....
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
That's how it goes!
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:iconsherbertthehedgehog:
SherbertTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
this is so me and my friend!
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:iconfrozenstream01:
Frozenstream01 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
I've done this before!
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:iconokaminojo:
okaminojo Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Student Photographer
so true, I've done that for my best friend one time
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:iconcyluho:
Cyluho Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:lmao:
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:iconbloodystaranimefan:
BloodyStarAnimeFan Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
Lol That Describes Meh!!!
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:iconjazzninja545:
Jazzninja545 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*Laughing ridiculously hard*
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:iconhappinessneverends:
HappinessNeverEnds Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Cute!
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:iconshybaby63080:
shybaby63080 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012
me and my best friend have done that, except it was with an ax O.o
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:iconcassandra667:
cassandra667 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012
yeah ive been there :)
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:iconixiamaya-natsukiixi:
IXIAmaya-NatsukiIXI Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012
This sounds like me..........
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:iconflara98:
flara98 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*calls friend on the phone* remember that jerk from school? Well i was online and found this quote......
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:iconshadow-blossom888:
Shadow-Blossom888 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
OMG these quotes are amazing!
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:iconmythica-chris:
Mythica-Chris Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I wrote this down in my notebook somewhere because it's so true! This quote is the true definition of friendship!....Well to me it is! XD
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tattooedviolin Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
very true. i was upset about my orchestra class, and my friends put vaseline on the teacher's stool in a smiley face... she noticed it before she sat down though... :P
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:iconirideamagicalladle:
IRideAMagicalLadle Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Me and my imagenary friend in my head do this, ALL the time! O.O
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:icon19melody97:
19melody97 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012
:lmao: so true so true. :nod:
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:iconinsanelyawsome:
insanelyawsome Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Lol
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:iconxxxtreyxxx:
XxxTREYxxX Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
..Done that. Friend hit me with my own damn bat!=P LOl
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:iconiloverikuandsora:
iloverikuandsora Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
so FUCKING true
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:iconspoonthesockmonkey:
spoonthesockmonkey Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is completely AWESOME!
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