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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconkorasky:
korasky Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist
oh lol

got it
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:iconluxia33:
Luxia33 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
That's amazing!
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Hannahdoodle100 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013
true that.


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:iconxeniaduck:
XeniaDuck Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
Is it bad that it took me 2 minutes to understand it?
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:iconstickbrush:
StickBrush Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
2. 42
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:iconlol-pretzel:
Lol-Pretzel Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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:iconcrystalitar:
Crystalitar Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
perfect xD
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:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Tell me.

Everything.
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
EXACTLY CORRECT
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:iconroseandarkholm:
RoseAnDarkholm Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i see what you did there
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student Filmographer
If a joke of mine of mine offends you in any way...

1. I'm sorry.
2. I won't do it again.
3. #1&2 are lies.
4. You're a pussy.
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:iconjinggo78:
Jinggo78 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
2. When in doubt, pinkie out :tea:
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:iconbitteryetsweet:
bitteryetsweet Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
FIGHT CLUB.

Shh...
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
Shhhhh! No one shall know!
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:iconhappinessneverends:
HappinessNeverEnds Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha! I love these quotes! I just spend the last half hour browsing through all your quotes (lol) and now my stomach aches from laughing so hard! haha if you want more quotes take a look at this: [link]

Don't know if any are to your taste, though. ^.^

Great job! =D
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shybaby63080 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
2. kick em' in the nuts if they find out
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
HAH
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
HAH!
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:iconthe-lost-hope:
The-Lost-Hope Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Student General Artist
lol very funny
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:iconhalthewarrior:
halthewarrior Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist
lol
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RobertFrostII Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO....great stuff.
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:iconberriespoison:
BerriesPoison Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student Writer
That's great!
We'll never know the second rule for success, right? xD
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:iconpeterhat:
PeterHat Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
2. Never give up.
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:iconberriespoison:
BerriesPoison Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Student Writer
That's a really good rule! C:
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student General Artist
No. Never! :)
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