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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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princessfillylove01 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2016
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry
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Witolman Featured By Owner May 4, 2016
GTFO
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:iconkorasky:
korasky Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015
oh lol

got it
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:iconluxia33:
Luxia33 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013
That's amazing!
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:iconhannahdoodle100:
Hannahdoodle100 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013
true that.


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:iconxeniaduck:
XeniaDuck Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
Is it bad that it took me 2 minutes to understand it?
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:iconstickbrush:
StickBrush Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
2. 42
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:iconlol-pretzel:
Lol-Pretzel Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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:iconcrystalitar:
Crystalitar Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student Filmographer
perfect xD
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:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Tell me.

Everything.
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
EXACTLY CORRECT
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:iconroseandarkholm:
RoseAnDarkholm Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student General Artist
i see what you did there
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:iconironkanabo:
IronKanabo Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Professional Filmographer
If a joke of mine of mine offends you in any way...

1. I'm sorry.
2. I won't do it again.
3. #1&2 are lies.
4. You're a pussy.
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:iconjinggo78:
Jinggo78 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
2. When in doubt, pinkie out :tea:
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:iconbitteryetsweet:
bitteryetsweet Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
FIGHT CLUB.

Shh...
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
Shhhhh! No one shall know!
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HappinessNeverEnds Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha! I love these quotes! I just spend the last half hour browsing through all your quotes (lol) and now my stomach aches from laughing so hard! haha if you want more quotes take a look at this: [link]

Don't know if any are to your taste, though. ^.^

Great job! =D
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shybaby63080 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
2. kick em' in the nuts if they find out
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
HAH
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
HAH!
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:iconthe-lost-hope:
The-Lost-Hope Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Student General Artist
lol very funny
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:iconhalthewarrior:
halthewarrior Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist
lol
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RobertFrostII Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO....great stuff.
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:iconberriespoison:
BerriesPoison Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student Writer
That's great!
We'll never know the second rule for success, right? xD
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:iconpeterhat:
PeterHat Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
2. Never give up.
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:iconberriespoison:
BerriesPoison Featured By Owner May 26, 2012  Student Writer
That's a really good rule! C:
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Alpner Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Professional Photographer
No. Never! :)
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