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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconkorasky:
korasky Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Hobbyist
dis is my life story
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:iconvarthdaider:
VarthDaider Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
Just stumbled across your quotes

heh, heh...

I saw a few I've not read before, some older ones
All got me to chuckle
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:iconoutlastlova:
outlastlova Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
this actually makes sense because i hate it when people accuse me of doing something when i didn't do it and in my mind im like "just because you said i did it. im actually gonna do it now"
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:iconbleached-angel:
Bleached-Angel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Student Writer
Amen!
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:iconpersonoflife:
PersonOfLife Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Nod 
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
I will give a reason... :devilish:
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:iconfrinen:
Frinen Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student Writer
this is happening to me right now
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:iconcamiwolf09:
camiwolf09 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HELL YEAH
No really, I do this ._.
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:iconflorilucia:
FloriLucia Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student
You are awesome man :D
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:iconrazorbladeflower:
RazorbladeFlower Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconfuckyeaplz:
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:icondetakohime:
Detakohime Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
Feck yeah >:D
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:icondracoan:
Dracoan Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I agree 100%! Let's shoot that motherf***er in the a** with a flintlock!
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:iconfrinen:
Frinen Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Student Writer
oh i would if i could
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:icondracoan:
Dracoan Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I actually found a website that sells replicas of flintlock pistols. They're non-firing, but the website helpfully pointed out that they can be modified to fire. It's called www.militaryheritage.com. They also sell swords, matchlocks, and doglocks.
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:icon80yearoldcatlady:
80yearoldcatlady Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahahahahahah
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:iconbitteryetsweet:
bitteryetsweet Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Troll da mothafucka TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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:iconmemsys:
Memsys Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
I read that with the voice of Samuel L. Jackson (in the character of Jules Winnfield) .
EPIC!
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:icondwarf-in-the-flask:
Dwarf-In-The-Flask Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i read it in the voice of morgan freeman
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:icontheremixmaster:
TheRemixMaster Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lmao!
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:icondwarf-in-the-flask:
Dwarf-In-The-Flask Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
To b honst i hr morgn mrmn by dfult...
T b hnst hr mrgn frman b dflt...
To be honest i hear morgan freeman by default...
etc etc...
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:iconsteeltalon:
Steeltalon Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012
I love this forever. XD
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:iconcassandra667:
cassandra667 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012
LOVE IT
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:icongothfoxx:
gothfoxx Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
just like if everyone calls me a "cold-hearted bitch" then I should be one.
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:icongaarafan103:
gaarafan103 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
Tell that to my friend because she Will give you a reason o.o
and so true...
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"In the dark but I see the light
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:iconblackven:
blackven Featured By Owner May 4, 2012
Too right you are!
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:iconjaffacakes22:
JaffaCakes22 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
I so agree...
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:iconbaratus:
Baratus Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
....Well, that one I can agree on.
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:iconsydneyoreo:
Sydneyoreo Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
Love it.
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:iconredaventador:
RedAventador Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:icondreamslive:
DreamsLive Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012  Student Writer
I like it! Instead of wondering why someone would someone so indescribably perfect just make them hating you worthwhile!!! YAY!!
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