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Quote #19 by Alpner Quote #19 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconsilverheart2:
Silverheart2 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Make it 30, and I dedicate it to my dad.
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:iconromacat:
Romacat Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
This is so me! Only I killed them WAY more than three times! XD
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:iconfancy-pantaloones:
Fancy-Pantaloones Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
Nah, seven times.
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:icontenshi-no-hane-okami:
Tenshi-no-hane-Okami Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My head.  XD
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:iconhoujames:
HouJames Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
THATS ME
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:iconcrazysob53:
CrazySOB53 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's SOOO me. xD
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:iconmlpjokerz:
MLPJokerZ Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome!

Here's another:

"There are people who can do back-flips and kick people’s heads off from sixty paces, and then there’s me, who can fall on someone and hope they die."
- Daniel Hardcastle
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:iconirinalara:
IrinaLara Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
still so freakin cool! love it :)
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:iconyumisan1991:
Yumisan1991 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Going on lucky number four soon.....
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:icondemoninatree:
DemonInATree Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
XD
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:iconxeniaduck:
XeniaDuck Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
So true...
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:iconshirozengestugf:
ShiroZengestuGF Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Student
LOL CHARLIE SHEEN MOMENT
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:iconrontaire:
Rontaire Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student
Omg this is me!!! :iconomgmemeplz:
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:iconspikar:
SpiKar Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So true!
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:iconxxicespiritofscxx:
XxIceSpiritOfSCxX Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
lol o_o
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:iconpeacelover2:
Peacelover2 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
hahah this amazing XD
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:iconwaterfall248:
waterfall248 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep that's me. XD
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:iconvyanni-krace-ace:
Vyanni-Krace-ACE Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I need a t-shirt saying this. People at school already think I will grow up to kill people for a living so whats the harm in a little fun eh?
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:iconmarisuka:
marisuka Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student General Artist
lol same here
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:iconkalika12:
kalika12 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sometimes,I really feel like that!!!:rofl:
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:iconvf1234:
vf1234 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
in my head i have killed about 150 people atleast...... now 546 times and counting :)
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:icondevin-trinidad:
Devin-Trinidad Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That's what I feel like at times.
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:iconln-exposed:
LN-EXPOSED Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
ALL day, EVERY day, bro. I would love to get my hands on some poison, but my GF would confiscate it and thump my head with a newspaper saying "Bad!" :iconwthewwplz:
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:iconmarisuka:
marisuka Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student General Artist
thats the meaning of girlfriends!
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:iconlovinmaart101:
Lovinmaart101 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
SO TRUE!
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sometimes more......But the way they die, I prefer quality over quantity
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
I KNOW RIGHT?
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:iconxxxshadowsneakxxx:
xXxshadowsneakxXx Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
passive agression all the way!
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:iconrealnoino:
RealnoIno Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
.....more like a thousand....
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:iconnaomy8:
Naomy8 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
soooooo true
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:iconotakulena:
otakulena Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student Artist
haha thats me alot of the time XDD
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:iconsaisaiz:
SaiSaiz Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, Edward. (See the Anita Blake Series)
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:iconmiurmaur:
miurmaur Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Aaaaaah, it's that feeeling :)) It really feels good to rip someone in million pieces in your head...
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:iconmarisuka:
marisuka Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student General Artist
it feels BETTER in real life i think
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:iconveganrebel:
VeganREbel Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Dexter?
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:iconjinx-the-witch102:
Jinx-The-Witch102 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Student General Artist
Only three times? :XD:
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:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Artist
I get that feeling around 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times everyday at school.
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:iconranmas2:
ranmas2 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Ikr! I have that constantly at school..
Me walking to class: 'boom headshot!' 'Oops.. did it again..'
In other words, I can never get the visions of this out of my head because I don't really like many people in my school.. not a people person, and I'm totally opposite of everyone -They like rap and hiphop and stuff, I like japanese music and some alternative. They always have a lot of makeup on, I never do. They love/like sports, I hate being active. Barely anyone likes anime. I freaking love it.- Sorry if you do any of those, I don't mean that I judge those people by those things, I judge how they act and talk to people (personality). :iconiminnocentplz:
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:iconapicrumbie:
Apicrumbie Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dude! I'm just like you!
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:iconranmas2:
ranmas2 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
Awesome :-)
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:iconmarisuka:
marisuka Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student General Artist
can i join this club? man you two think the same as me!
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:iconranmas2:
ranmas2 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013

Yeah, join the club! : D

:iconhigh-fiveplz:

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:iconmarisuka:
marisuka Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student General Artist
yyaaaayyy!!!!!! :iconfearmeplz: 
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:iconranmas2:
ranmas2 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013

xD

:iconikilleditplz:

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:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Artist
OMG. I'M THE SAME AS U! :squee:
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:iconranmas2:
ranmas2 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
xD I rarely find people like this! :iconimhighplz:
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:iconkmtwiddley-wings:
KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
took my I meant to say.
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:iconkmtwiddley-wings:
KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
Also agreed. I look and talk nice, but be suprised if I decided to kill everyone who look my Mechanical pencils from me in art.
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:iconfrozen-inferno:
Frozen-Inferno Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
Yes.
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:iconmaxinu23:
MaxInu23 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
With a fork, a chainsaw, and poison :3
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