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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconthecrimsoncriminal:
TheCrimsonCriminal Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
fucking savage
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:iconstorm-dancer-9:
Storm-Dancer-9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Daaaamn that a good one 
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:icongwenrome:
gwenrome Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Student Writer
Lol

I'm so using that
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:iconrazorwind8:
Razorwind8 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
holy shit im gonna use that. no doubt, it will work.
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:iconskyzhema:
Skyzhema Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I want to go back to high school, in Maryland, and scream this at this one person. She'd smack me clear into Nevada but it'd be so worth it!
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:iconmelciah1791:
Melciah1791 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
HA!!

so using this in conversation
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Let me get some ice for that burn. c:
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:iconlnfinityarts:
lnfinityArts Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
That's a lot, hehe.
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:iconxionroxas4eva:
xionroxas4eva Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
PFT!!! I cant stop lafing. I am so using that on the girl and my class SCREW GETTING IN TROUBLE!! that is so d**m funny!
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:iconsplatter789:
splatter789 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohh burrrn!
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:iconwashu-the-powerful:
washu-the-powerful Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Fff- That's a good one!
I gotta remember that.
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:icondrachenvuur:
Drachenvuur Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think it works both ways though.
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:iconburnzy69:
Burnzy69 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol
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:icongyrin:
Gyrin Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
that's serious diss right there XD
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:iconnickle54:
nickle54 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I saw a a reply to something like this and i can't resist! So I'm gonna say it now, k? *ahem*

Let's limit the term "used" to only sexual intercourse. Google is searched approximately 1,072,224,000,000 a year. The average life expectancy for a female is 81.73. That means this female, to which you are referring, will have sex 87,632,867,520,000 times in her life. That's 1,072,224,000,000 times a year, 2,937,600,000 times a day, 122,400,000 times an hour, 2,040,000 times a minute, and 34,000 times a second. By these calculations, we can safely assume that the friction caused by the speed at which sexual intercourse would have to be had, would cause said female's vagina to burst into flames.

xD sorry, i thought it was a burn in of itself.
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH GOD!!!!! :rofl:
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:iconcasket-indigo:
Casket-Indigo Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
My sides hurt so much, I am laughing way to hard. XD
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:iconjordanlynch:
jordanlynch Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow, that's a lot of math.
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:iconigobrullen:
iGoBrullen Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Dear sweet lordy.

I guess you don't have to worry about STDs?
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:iconuoombakawarrior:
uoombakawarrior Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Student
*goes and gives tub of cold water 2 lady* .....i cry 4 ur vagina
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:iconbleach-girll:
Bleach-girll Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
Oh my gosh! Hahahhahahahha
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:iconnobodyforever:
NobodyForever Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh my :wow: bad bitch! baaaad bitch!!! :'3
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:iconsammie39:
sammie39 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Student Writer
BURNED!!
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:iconxvermillionhalo:
xVermillionHalo Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Student Artist
OMG LOL
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:iconxmycrimsontearsx:
XMyCrimsonTearsX Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
You say that like it's a bad thing?
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:icondiscopanda-tm:
DiscoPanda-TM Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OOOOOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!! :iconohfuckplz:
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