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Quote #134 by Alpner Quote #134 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconsugilita:
sugilita Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015
:iconslowclapplz:
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:iconmcronin:
mcronin Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
hilarious
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:iconbloodwolf752:
BloodWolf752 Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
and I know more than my fair share....
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:iconforeststone:
Foreststone Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:nod:
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:iconthe-comic-artist01:
The-Comic-Artist01 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfeellikeasirplz: :iconsaysplz: Indeed, That is true...
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:icondragonmark01:
Dragonmark01 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I finished all of them! Dammit!
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:iconrawrcoonkitty:
RAWRcoonkitty Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Neutrons*
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:icongamingdreamer:
Gamingdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh Neutons is supposed to be spelled Neutrons. Otherwise, awesome quote!
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:iconuglygosling:
uglygosling Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Including some of our politicians!
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:iconprimvanrose:
PrimVanRose Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol so true!
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:icondragoneyeinfinity:
DragonEyeInfinity Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahaha! This is cute! lol =))
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:iconninifee96:
NiniFee96 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
So true!
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:iconlightningcharms:
Lightningcharms Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Lol
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:iconstarlitstables:
StarlitStables Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
its neutrons, not neutons... but so true!!!
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:iconklopeztwins:
Klopeztwins Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i love this cuz its true.
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:icondusted-birdie:
dusted-birdie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
true true
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:iconnemokoi:
Nemokoi Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol that's a good one :nod:
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:iconserget2:
serget2 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
That is just earth that is made of Morons. It's a bit more complex than Protons Neutrons and elektrons but
they seem to concentrate and thrive around earth.
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:iconmarlene1989:
marlene1989 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Student General Artist
Nice one =)
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:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Artist
Yeah, I was always wondering why they always miss them out.
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
well scientist decided to leave them out because they got so annoyed by them not being able to do simple things.
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:icondivinespawn:
Divinespawn Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
yes they did
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:iconiskrena:
Iskrena Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
:D :D
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:iconthefableteller:
TheFableTeller Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Student Writer
Hey dude im pretty sure its neutrons :P
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:iconbleached-angel:
Bleached-Angel Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Student Writer
holarius
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:iconkarabasik17:
karabasik17 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Student Writer
Too true. The world contains so much morons they became a very bigpart of the universe.
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:iconjploefdahl:
JPLoefdahl Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The known universe is made up of Protoss, Necrons and Eidolons. The rest is dork matter.
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Ghiralink123 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
:icontruestoryplz:
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:iconnocturnal-dayz:
Nocturnal-Dayz Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Ah, yes. :laughing: Unfortunately, even the best scientists have yet to discover the full potential and power of the moron, if that's possible of course...
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:iconjokesthatkill:
JokesThatKill Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
100 %
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:iconnaiai13music:
Naiai13music Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Artist
LOL~
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:iconuranusamara:
uranusamara Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
like it
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:iconbebefromtheblock:
bebefromtheblock Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012   Photographer
:icongigglesplz:
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:iconjinggo78:
Jinggo78 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
I lolled because it's so true. Didn't Einstein say that he believed more in the limitless potential of human stupidity than the idea that the universe was infinite? I forgot the actual quote.
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xBoringAssPersonx Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think he said "there are 2 things I'm certain about the universe and human stupidity and I'm not so sure about the universe"
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:iconjinggo78:
Jinggo78 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Oh I got it. It was "There are only 2 things that are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. I'm not certain about the former"
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:iconkommo1:
kommo1 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
*Neutrons
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:iconjinggo78:
Jinggo78 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
If only I could press like. But I comment instead. I didn't notice it was spelled wrong till you pointed it out. That makes it even funnier and somehow appropriate. I think he should leave it as part of the joke.
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SHarpedX Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Cant disagree, must... laugh :D!
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:iconmarkthegr8:
MarkTheGr8 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Neutrons

But yes, morons are a big part of the universe :P
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:iconeeveewolf:
Eeveewolf Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:clap:
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:iconsaphfire00:
SaphFire00 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha, ingenius... :giggle:
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It woul be so funny if there actually as subatomic Particle called a Moron, that would make science classes a lot more fun!:D
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:iconbagasuit091:
bagasuit091 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahaha, great! :D
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:iconmoonleadress:
MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
LOL so true!
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:iconylime-cxii:
ylime-cxii Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!!
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:iconkarnivil:
Karnivil Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Filmographer
Ah.. :C all the comments are so negative, it's taking all the fun out of reading this.. :( *dissapointed...*
But yes, he did misspell neutrons.
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:iconkaritbb:
KariTBB Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Why would the comments not be negative? He does nothing but post random quotes from the internet. I could post hundreds of them, too, without even thinking. Where is there anything artistic in these deviations?

There are places for such quotes. But it's not dA.
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:iconkarnivil:
Karnivil Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Filmographer
Yeah I get it. But everyone's been criticizing him for the last few weeks. It's gotta wear a person down. He's not even posting photo's these days...
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:iconkaritbb:
KariTBB Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Student General Artist
If it would wear him down, he probably would stop posting these things.
I think most of us don't want to flame him or anything. As for myself, I just want him to stop posting random quotes from the internet. I wouldn't even mind if he creates his own little messages and posts those.
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