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Quote #134 by Alpner Quote #134 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconmcronin:
mcronin Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
hilarious
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:iconbloodwolf752:
BloodWolf752 Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
and I know more than my fair share....
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:iconforeststone:
Foreststone Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:nod:
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:iconthe-comic-artist01:
The-Comic-Artist01 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfeellikeasirplz: :iconsaysplz: Indeed, That is true...
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:icondragonmark01:
Dragonmark01 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I finished all of them! Dammit!
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:iconrawrcoonkitty:
RAWRcoonkitty Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Neutrons*
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:icongamingdreamer:
Gamingdreamer Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh Neutons is supposed to be spelled Neutrons. Otherwise, awesome quote!
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:iconuglygosling:
uglygosling Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
Including some of our politicians!
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:iconprimvanrose:
PrimVanRose Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol so true!
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:icondragoneyeinfinity:
DragonEyeInfinity Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahaha! This is cute! lol =))
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:iconninifee96:
NiniFee96 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
So true!
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:iconlightningcharms:
Lightningcharms Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Lol
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:iconstarlitstables:
StarlitStables Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
its neutrons, not neutons... but so true!!!
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:iconklopeztwins:
Klopeztwins Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i love this cuz its true.
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:icondusted-birdie:
dusted-birdie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
true true
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:iconnemokoi:
Nemokoi Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol that's a good one :nod:
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:iconserget2:
serget2 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
That is just earth that is made of Morons. It's a bit more complex than Protons Neutrons and elektrons but
they seem to concentrate and thrive around earth.
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:iconmarlene1989:
marlene1989 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Student General Artist
Nice one =)
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:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Artist
Yeah, I was always wondering why they always miss them out.
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
well scientist decided to leave them out because they got so annoyed by them not being able to do simple things.
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:icondivinespawn:
Divinespawn Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
yes they did
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:iconiskrena:
Iskrena Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
:D :D
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:iconthefableteller:
TheFableTeller Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Student Writer
Hey dude im pretty sure its neutrons :P
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:iconbleached-angel:
Bleached-Angel Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Student Writer
holarius
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:iconkarabasik17:
karabasik17 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Student Writer
Too true. The world contains so much morons they became a very bigpart of the universe.
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:iconjpjohansson:
JPJohansson Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The known universe is made up of Protoss, Necrons and Eidolons. The rest is dork matter.
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:iconghiralink123:
Ghiralink123 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
:icontruestoryplz:
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:iconnocturnal-dayz:
Nocturnal-Dayz Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Ah, yes. :laughing: Unfortunately, even the best scientists have yet to discover the full potential and power of the moron, if that's possible of course...
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:iconjokesthatkill:
JokesThatKill Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
100 %
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:iconnaiai13music:
Naiai13music Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Artist
LOL~
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:iconuranusamara:
uranusamara Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
like it
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:iconbebefromtheblock:
bebefromtheblock Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012   Photographer
:icongigglesplz:
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:iconjinggo78:
Jinggo78 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
I lolled because it's so true. Didn't Einstein say that he believed more in the limitless potential of human stupidity than the idea that the universe was infinite? I forgot the actual quote.
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:iconxboringasspersonx:
xBoringAssPersonx Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think he said "there are 2 things I'm certain about the universe and human stupidity and I'm not so sure about the universe"
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:iconjinggo78:
Jinggo78 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Oh I got it. It was "There are only 2 things that are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. I'm not certain about the former"
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:iconkommo1:
kommo1 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
*Neutrons
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:iconjinggo78:
Jinggo78 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
If only I could press like. But I comment instead. I didn't notice it was spelled wrong till you pointed it out. That makes it even funnier and somehow appropriate. I think he should leave it as part of the joke.
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:iconsharpedx:
SHarpedX Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Cant disagree, must... laugh :D!
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:iconmarkthegr8:
MarkTheGr8 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Neutrons

But yes, morons are a big part of the universe :P
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:iconeeveewolf:
Eeveewolf Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:clap:
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:iconsaphfire00:
SaphFire00 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha, ingenius... :giggle:
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:iconspidertrekfan616:
SpiderTrekfan616 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It woul be so funny if there actually as subatomic Particle called a Moron, that would make science classes a lot more fun!:D
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:iconbagasuit091:
bagasuit091 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahaha, great! :D
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:iconmoonleadress:
MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
LOL so true!
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:iconylime-cxii:
ylime-cxii Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!!
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:iconkarnivil:
Karnivil Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Filmographer
Ah.. :C all the comments are so negative, it's taking all the fun out of reading this.. :( *dissapointed...*
But yes, he did misspell neutrons.
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:iconkaritbb:
KariTBB Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Why would the comments not be negative? He does nothing but post random quotes from the internet. I could post hundreds of them, too, without even thinking. Where is there anything artistic in these deviations?

There are places for such quotes. But it's not dA.
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:iconkarnivil:
Karnivil Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Filmographer
Yeah I get it. But everyone's been criticizing him for the last few weeks. It's gotta wear a person down. He's not even posting photo's these days...
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:iconkaritbb:
KariTBB Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Student General Artist
If it would wear him down, he probably would stop posting these things.
I think most of us don't want to flame him or anything. As for myself, I just want him to stop posting random quotes from the internet. I wouldn't even mind if he creates his own little messages and posts those.
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:iconkarnivil:
Karnivil Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Student Filmographer
Well, he might just be retaliating ha ha. What if he posts his own quotes AND post these funny ones, every once in a while? Because from personal experience, there's no other site better than DA for posting stuff :O
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