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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Veng1saur Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013
All the whiners who got offended by this sure are fond of "Argumentum ad Ignoramum", among other logical fallacies. The comparison, while not an exact match, IS fairly accurate, as far as such things go. 

When comic books came out in the 30's or so, they were described as "Vitamins for the archetype". Bieber and brokeback, by comparison, are archetypal toxins. Something to think about, anyway.
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Sahnie Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is really, really offensive. It's not funny, no matter how you look at it.

And the reason why nobody is defending Justin Bieber, but they are defending Brokeback Mountain, is that this quote just implies that Brokeback Mountain somehow tarnished cowboys because the main characters are gay. Nobody cares if you don't like Bieber, that's just an opinion; if you're an homophobe, I'd call you intolerant and simpleminded. But then again, that's just my opinion.
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Myrethy Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Whoa... all I see in the comments are people defending Brokeback Mountain instead of Justin Beiber.
HMMMMMM.
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Vulpecula-sama Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I like what Brokeback Mountain did to cowboys :D
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GabrielaPM Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Lol I love how people complain so much about Justin Bieber like little girls would do

And also, who says being gay is a good thing? These comments such as "LOL JUSTIN BIEBER ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO BE GAY" are are homophobic as saying that gays should burn in hell.
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ViCaroline Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Student Photographer
I agree so much! :clap:
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Veng1saur Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012
nailed it!
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Stigette Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehehe, so funny, made me giggle! :D
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emilyericson Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Brokeback Mountain is way too awesome to be compared to Justin Bieber.
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Purple-Gloves Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I hate to be whiney or anything like that, but this must be said.
I explicitly dislike Justin Bieber. I don't even consider his "work" music. It's complete and utter shit. I could further elaborate, but let's just leave it at that.
Now, Brokeback Mountain is a wonderful film. It has done absolutely nothing to how cowboys are viewed. I don't think I've met any regular, non-homophobe that has decided that the bulk of cowboys are gay because of this movie. If it were true, it could be said about any group of people, be it race, subculture, etc. There are gay people of every kind. So does that mean they've "wrecked" everyone's view of those people?
I'm sorry if this doesn't even make sense. I just go off when I read things like this. It may or may not make sense, but it should at least get the point across that this is upsetting and offensive.
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IPreferLemonPie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student
This is incredibly offensive. Use your brain next time.
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SilverAureus Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
i don't like Beiber simply because the only people i know to genuinely like him are little girls and jackass'/idiots. the first time i heard him sing i thought he sounded like a girl or this small black boy from my elementary school. but i like Brokeback Mountain, it's a good movie, even if you don't like gay people it's still an inspiring, yet sad story about love and the lengths people should go through to keep it. I'm also gay so i hate it when people hate on people like me. this quote is offensive and immature, just because Bieber's fan's are idiots and little girls doesn't mean we should hate on him all the time, he's not even very popular anymore. i understand that it is fun to make fun of people and other things but there are some things that simply shouldn't be made fun of because they are very serious issues, like making fun of gay people causing suicide, gay jokes shouldn't be made unless the mass population learns to be more accepting.

now that i'm done with my little tirade or whatever i really do like your quotes and other stuff! don't hate me because i have a cause!
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IPreferLemonPie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student
Shit. You just said everything I wanted to say, damn. I'm not even gay, well, okay no, I'm bisexual but even if I wasn't, I find this completely offensive, because you can't compare one thing with the other.
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SilverAureus Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
i agree. and sorry for stealing your words unintentionally.
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IPreferLemonPie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student
Naaaah don't worry haha. But I'm glad poeple think like me :)
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justvisiting4abit Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
This is just wrong, on both accounts.
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Rachelmorph Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
For the most part I like your quotes, but I do find this one offensive. There's nothing wrong with being homosexual. I'm from the state where Brokeback Mountain was written and set (which means that I'm also from the state where Matthew Shepard was killed). It's not always overt and violent homophobia that is the problem. A lot of times it's jokes like this, that tell us it's "okay" to think that homophobia is funny and creates a culture of acceptance for subtle discrimination, that forms the basis for the more violent forms of homophobia.
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HelloGoodbye42 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Here here! I could not possibly agree more. I love most of these quotes, but this one pissed me off. Thank you for saying it so logically while I probably would've just gotten angry, and that never helps anything <3
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alexychan Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahahahhahahahaha of course we're talking about straight cowboys, cause I suppose the gay ones liked it xD
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red-fire-blade Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
XD damn, sooooo true
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P1anda Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed.
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sumgie1 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Redefined it!
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DoggySpew Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
It's more like Justin Beiber did for music, what the movie City Slickers did for cowboys.
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Ophelos Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
The amount of people who think this quote is actually funny makes me want to weep for humanity.

It's not even wholly the fact that it's actually lowbrow and offensive no matter which way you look at it ("Making a movie about two cowboys being gay has ruined the already silly, overly-masculine genre of western stereotypes, oh no!"), but just the fact that it isn't funny. What's the punchline, here? Comparing Bieber to Brokeback Mountain is to say that Brokeback Mountain somehow tarnished the image of cowboys forever (which it hasn't, by the way) with poor quality and taste?

It's just another badly executed Justin Bieber joke, basically. Awesome.
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IPreferLemonPie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student
I completely agree with you, that's why I've lost all faith in humanity. The human race is the most cruel and destructive race out there.
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xAegypiusx Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
I agree with you.
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NopeLime Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012
Me, too.
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Ophelos Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Why thank you. I'm glad someone does.
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xAegypiusx Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
But you're 100% right.
Anyway what's wrong with people's sense of humour? Is "BIEBER IS GAY LOOOOL xD xD xD" all they need to consider something funny? D:
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IPreferLemonPie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student
I hate it when people use the word gay as a derogative term,after all, the meaning of "gay" is happy. I see nothing wrong or offensive with that word and it just pisses me off when someone uses it as an insult.
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Ophelos Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
I honestly have no idea. People confuse me...one second I'll be watching a legitimately funny thing, and you'll find people going, "UNFUNNY AND STUPID", but you get a deviation like this, and people come in droves to go, "LOLOLOLOMG THAT'S SO TRUE" when I'm sure a good percentage of them haven't even watched a Brokeback Mountain trailer, let alone the movie.

They don't even realize the joke makes no sense and is just ignorant, they just see "Justin Bieber", realize it's bashing him, and go, "FUNNIEST SHIT EVER LOOOOOL, THIS IS TOTES GOIN ON MY TUMBLR".
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xAegypiusx Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
I'm sure they haven't seen the movie, and all they know about it is "omg it's about gay cowboys".

How come they never get bored of bashing Justin Bieber? I haven't even heard of any of his songs for... a pretty long while, yet I still see stupid jokes, lame bashing and "he ruined the music ;_;"-drama. And I see them too often.
Also, I often see how people keep comparing him to other, better musicians. Like, you know: not listening to JB = having a really good taste in music. "Heeyyy, I listen to Metallica, and I hate Bieber, I'm so awwwsummm, and sooooo alternative, duuuuh".
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Ophelos Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Justin Bieber only even exists on the internet anymore because people think it's still cool to make fun of him. It's the same thing with Twilight. They both already hold a spot in the Hall of Shame, and they'd die, if only people would just shut up about them.

Yeah, it's hilarious when they think that just because you hate Justin Bieber, that suddenly means you have awesome taste in music. "Justin Bieber sucks! Now excuse me while I go listen to my Lil Wayne track I just downloaded..."
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dragonturtle Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
hahaha
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harleyquinnsfunhouse Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that is a LIE!!!!!!!!!!
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Razmere Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
Back in my day we had this guy called Donny Osmond. He was pretty much the exact same thing as Bieber. He came and went and the world didn't end and the sky didn't fall.
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yourmom10 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
Lmao
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Madness-Made-Fresh Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Yessssssssss!
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Lazy--kurt Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Justin Bieber did to music what anime did to Deviant Art *
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Please-Not-Last Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Student General Artist
I honestly don't see how anime is bad. It's basically the Asian equivalent of American and European cartoons/comics. Besides, there's plenty of diversity on :devart: - you just might not be looking in the right places. :|
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Lazy--kurt Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I find them, but not as much as i used to. And people when they draw anime, sometimes they act like they're the best thing in the world. And then there are some, who just defend it soo much, that they don't actual consider how much space they waste on DA. There are a lot of fine painters who don't get appreciated because these people draw anime and post it everywhere here.

I'm defending those who struggle for more attention and support from people. I mean, if you post something and you put sooo much hard work into it you splattered your heart in it, and people don't appreciate and support you like, "Hey, this painting is amazing, nice job."

People get soo many views for something like anime.
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xMoonlightSpade Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I'm sorry but I disagree. Anime artists work just as hard as normal artists. Anime isn't as easy as everyone thinks. It's an art style. Besides, if you dislike anime why are you going on part of DA with it? You can ignore it. And if you've seen artists who you think should be popular, share their art in a journal or some social website. Don't hate on anime just cause you think it's taking over DA when there is other things on DA aside from it.
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Lazy--kurt Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I can't just ignore it. It's everywhere. And i would know, i used to fucking draw anime, if i could i would burn most of my shit. Anime is most of DA. Have you seen how many fucking popular they are here. You can't find those fine painters here like DA used to be. Anime is the internet. I wish people who draw anime would just post their shit on 4chan or some other otaku website. And i do agree with you that there are other things than anime here, but it's a big fucking hassle just to find them. Like paintings that aren't about fandoms or some other shit. I care about art, and i want to keep people to appreciate those artist that are underground. Everybody else gets more views and shit because of everything else. And i just LOOVE when anime drawers are all like, "omggz ur so good, i cant wait to be as good as u!!!" when the only thing they do is draw anime. Just trying to get that out there. My rant is over
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IPreferLemonPie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student
Eh. You know, you're coming out as a really judgemental person. Not everyone likes the same things you do, no one likes the same shit, if people like anime let them like anime, stop hatin' on it, stop flaming. And you know, anime is as hard as any other art style, like lmao, you say some anime artists are so goddamn defensive, well... first start with you, you're so goddamn defensive about what you're talking about LMAO. Start with oneself. And you know, hate comes from envy. And DA IS A PLACE TO POST ART, ANIME IS A FORM OF ART, SO DEAL WITH IT.
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xMoonlightSpade Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I think you're making a big deal out of nothing. If you hate anime, quite DA or something you don't have to bitch people out for defending anime. Besides there are anime drawers who draw well so please don't offend anime just for other fucking artists because pissing anime artists off won't do shit for you. Like I said share the shit instead of saying how much you hate anime. There's ways to solve your fucking problem!
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Lazy--kurt Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
If i share the "Shit", no one will know about it. There isn't anything else i can fucking do. You try to convert people to realism. And besides, people are much better drawers when they do realism. Anatomy before cartoon. People don't study it, they post their shit and clutter up DA. Thinking that it's the best shit in the world. UNDERSTAND why i rant and bitch at people. please. And anyways, i've done this before, do you think i don't already know this?

Besides saying rude shit and bashing you anime lovers, i do consider that you have your own likes. I try to give you suggestions on how to make your art better, not stay in an eternity of crappy sonic fan characters, horrible huge heads and eyes, and horrendous body proportions. I used to draw anime i would know how costly and time consuming "progression" is. Do you even consider a slight change in eyes a "new" anime style or whatever the fuck? You probably never experienced art.
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IPreferLemonPie Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
YOU SAID THAT ANIME ARTISTS DON'T STUDY ANATOMY???? Go around DA and see how many anime artist study anatomy, how many do tutorials about it. Doesn't matter what type of art you do, you ALWAYS, I tell you, ALWAYS have to learn anatomy, you have to start with that if you want to be great.

LMAO. You're hilarious, you're pretty sore about your past. What happened? Couldn't draw for the life of yours?
And I noticed, you actually fave anime. Don't get why you're so stingy about the subject if you like it.

And you know, everyone has their own anime style, no one draws the same, except when you first start. I draw anime, and my people don't have huge eyes and huge heads and awful body proportions. Everyone has their own style damn it. I'm fucking 16 so I feel bad for lecturing you. LEARN TO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS BEFORE FLAMING.

And if you say "then why don't you respect my opinion" because it's offensive, so it goes against my rights.
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xMoonlightSpade Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
For your information I am just starting to draw so of course my shit isn't going to be perfect. Do NOT talk about my shit, I'm still fucking getting used to coloring on a computer and drawing so shut the fuck up about my art and me. This isn't about me, you're being a bitch. Trashing me, anime artists/lovers, fuck man just shut up. You're not doing shit for yourself or the people you want to get noticed by pissing anime lovers like me off.
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Please-Not-Last Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm sorry to hear that that's your experience from the anime community. It really shouldn't be that way from any artistic community. However, :devart: in general isn't as supportive/attentive as it used to be, and not just because of anime. There are simply so many artists that most people have stopped looking or caring since it would be very time-consuming to do so.

Then again, you probably also know that most artists create art simply because they love to create. So I hope you will enjoy what you do and ignore the pageviews, and continue supporting those who need that support. :aww:
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Lazy--kurt Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I do agree with you. I mean, i can't stop people from doing what they do. It's just. So sad, and i would cry. Because i love art, and this is one of the best websites, but so much. People just stop posting over time, and there goes my hassle and the shit i fight for.
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