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Quote #130 by Alpner Quote #130 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconmoonleadress:
MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
XD Now I have a great reason for which I don't have a facebook XD Next time my friends ask me why i still don't have a facebook account, I'll tell them this.
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PizzaNinja7 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Student General Artist
But Facebook isn't a mental hospital. Mental hospitals are much more entertaining!
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:iconsilenttprincess:
SilenttPrincess Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Agreed!
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:iconlelewigg:
lelewigg Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would rather said that's tumblr ... ;D
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:iconawesomesaucical:
Awesomesaucical Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
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:iconfirstlynx:
FirstLynx Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
I was supposed to do some homework, but then I somehow ended up in here reading these hilarious things... Dam it xP
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Too true!
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:iconxlunar-foxx:
XLunar-FoxX Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*tumblr

xD
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:iconstephaniescarlet:
stephaniescarlet Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
how come i'm not popular on Facebook then? D:
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:iconcrazywith80s:
Crazywith80s Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so true it makes me feel happy :) take that Facebook freaks >D
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:iconxshadowofdoubtx:
xShadowOfDoubtx Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is Brilliant!
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:iconatlya:
Atlya Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012
Ahahahahah! Deliciously true.
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:iconrebornica:
Rebornica Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is just too accurate XD
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:iconprincess-toast:
Princess-Toast Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
Thanks a lot for insulting the mentally ill. :|
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augumon05 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
roflmao. yeah. most people couldn't live without facebook now-a-days but once one has been away from it for a while they see how much more substantial stuff in the real world is.
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:iconprincess-toast:
Princess-Toast Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012
Indeed. :XD:

Deviantart is my Facebook LOL.
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:iconblaquepsmith:
Blaquepsmith Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is a beautiful thing you do...
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:iconhillary3ds:
Hillary3DS Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Student Artist
Amen :T
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:iconbitterroots:
bitterroots Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
sadly yes
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:iconrommie05:
Rommie05 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
lolz love it
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:iconmeteor22:
Meteor22 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
Ya I hate how people have this mental delusion inside their heads that just because they have a shit load of facebook friends that makes their social status better then others. Those are not friends. Most of them are just acquaintances...at best.
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Bartimeas-Voltaire-P Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Student Artist
:iconfblike:
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Shadow-Blossom888 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
I have fb, but this is soooooo right!
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Sk8rDude7 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I Refer You All To View Previous Deviation.. Quote #129; Grammar: The difference between Knowing 'how to spell...' Cafetaria and Spelling Cafeteria... :P

No One Caught It, lol
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Alpner Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Student General Artist
Tnx. Corrected ;)
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:iconsekrain:
Sekrain Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
O my...
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:iconrenovative:
Renovative Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol!!!!!
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:icondarceedren123:
darceedren123 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
I dont have a facebook...I needed this
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:iconanj100:
anj100 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
XD me too
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:icondarceedren123:
darceedren123 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
yay! im not the only one without a facebook!
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:iconnexu22:
nexu22 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
I don't have it either! =D
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:icondarceedren123:
darceedren123 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
yay! No facebook buddies!
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:iconxmoonlightspade:
xMoonlightSpade Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I don't have a facebook! I see no point in it :/
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:icondarceedren123:
darceedren123 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Ikr?
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:iconibiscatchingfire:
IbisCatchingFire Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
me neither (I felt like I should jump in)
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:iconnexu22:
nexu22 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
Correction: social conventions... I couldn't think of the right word at the time lolz
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:iconnexu22:
nexu22 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
:iconhigh-five-plz: because we deserve it for not bowing to social media (or at least this type lolz)!
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:icondarkeeveeon:
DarkEeveeon Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I needed that.

Right. x3
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:icongulgolet2000:
gulgolet2000 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
XD
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:icontatycinderella:
tatycinderella Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
woke upo and saw this it made my morning so sun-shiny its hilarious; i don't get the point of facebook so i will remember this^.^
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:iconlil-mike-182:
lil-mike-182 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Student General Artist
you don't have 5000 friends...in reality less than 3 really care about you lol
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nhprodigio Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Being "popular" on facebook doesn't mean squat :/ just because you have 3000 friends doesn't mean they all like you or that they are actually your friends. I know three people who have been robbed by people they were "friends with" on facebook. I only add people I actually know, and trust me 37 real friends are ten times better than 3000 fake ones.
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Yukonix Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
YES!
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:iconfrejann:
frejann Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
kinda makes sense to me :p people spend far to much of their life on fb ,such a waste...
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:iconzombiesfan2012:
Zombiesfan2012 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
EXACTLY! I totally agree!
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:iconhorrortante:
Horrortante Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Amen, dude!
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:icondragonduo05:
dragonduo05 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
wow, then George Takei must be like the king mental patient...

..Who has the most friends on facebook??
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:iconndunsmo:
ndunsmo Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
I'm sorry, but yeah, I kind of owe Facebook for allowing me to not only have contact with my old high school buddies that I haven't seen in years but also allowing me to make friends with old enemies.
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Winggal Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Student Filmographer
I dont see why so many people hate on people who use facebook. It can be a good networking tool, alot of professional artists use it for that very purpose. Also if someone enjoyed meeting new people on there and adding them as friends I dont get why its a big deal. They enjoy it and its not hurting anyone so if you dont like it mind your own business. There is no reason to go around insulting people.
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MarkTheGr8 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You don't get it. It's saying just because you seem cool on facebook, it doesn't mean you're actually cool.

What is it with you people.. And you can be cool on facebook without thousands of friends, so why even bring it up? (I realize you didn't talk about amount of friends, but it was implied.)
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