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Quote #129 by Alpner Quote #129 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconninjadragonpanda:
NinjaDragonPanda Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Lol luv it so true
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:iconreo-c-ray-racheal:
Reo-C-Ray-Racheal Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
My AP language class in a nutshell.
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:iconstorm-dancer-9:
Storm-Dancer-9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
LOL XD 
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:iconmoonleadress:
MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
LoL XDXD
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:iconmadcupcake911:
MadCupcake911 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
lolz XD
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:iconetsuko-hime:
Etsuko-Hime Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Im done learning english XD im finally finished with school! X'D i can more than enough :)
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:iconforeststone:
Foreststone Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Very true ;)
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:iconnocturnalsilverwolf:
Nocturnalsilverwolf Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
HELL YEAHHH
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:icondarkshadestar:
DarkShadeStar Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Writer
Capitalization: The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse. ;)
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:iconask-elly-brown:
Ask-Elly-Brown Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love you so much xDDD
that made me lol so hard!
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:icondarkshadestar:
DarkShadeStar Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Writer
awww, thank you!!!
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:iconleahleas:
LeahLeas Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
The difference between:
"Go help your Uncle jack off a horse."
"Go help your Uncle Jack, off a horse."
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:iconblacktshirtfan:
BlackTshirtFan Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Writer
yes
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:iconqueenyleach:
QueenyLeAcH Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
XD What a difference an apostrophe makes.
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:iconvulasaur:
Vulasaur Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Student General Artist
It's the difference between
"Let's eat, Grandpa!"
and
"Let's eat Grandpa!"
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:icononikage108:
Onikage108 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
LOL!
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:iconnotyouneitherme:
notyouneitherme Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True.
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:icontheshadecreature:
TheShadeCreature Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG so many people mistake that!! it is so annoying!! learn YOUR grammar people :D
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:iconjordanlynch:
jordanlynch Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
GRAMMER

Let's go to eat, grandma!
Let's go to eat grandma!

YOU GOTTA USE IT. xDDDD
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:iconor-else-you-will-die:
Or-Else-You-Will-Die Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Funny.
I did something similar a while back:
[link]
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:iconlol-pretzel:
Lol-Pretzel Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
Commas:
The Giant Asian Panda eats shoots and leaves.

The Giant Asian panda eats, shoots and leaves.
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:iconjameshoppy:
JamesHoppy Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Professional Photographer
now...that's funny!
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:icontruebladed:
Truebladed Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this. <3
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:iconraven1987:
raven1987 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Student Photographer
Also knowing the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping you uncle jack off a horse lol
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:iconlibertades:
Libertades Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YOU ARE BRILLANT.
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:iconelli0777:
elli0777 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD XD XD XD :D
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:iconsurirasu:
Surirasu Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Student General Artist
First glance: Huh wut, I don't get it...
-_-'

Second glance: huh... Oh... Ooooohhhhhhhhhh..... OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Hahahahahaha!!! This is genius! XD
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:iconforgotten-sonata:
Forgotten-Sonata Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
I giggle snorted, lol. XD Love it.
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:icontaylorrulez353:
taylorrulez353 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
This made me smile ^^
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:iconnoolin:
Noolin Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Student Filmographer
Capitalisation: The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack of a horse.
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:iconelli0777:
elli0777 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD that's good :D
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:iconnoolin:
Noolin Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Student Filmographer
Sadly, I can't claim ownership of it. But yeah, I bust this out every time I come across something like this XD
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:iconelli0777:
elli0777 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
^U^ x
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:icongearsgirl6295:
GearsGirl6295 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Made me smile =]
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:iconmanny59:
manny59 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
I prefer to fav actual art but for this I'm proud to fav it.
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:iconhyperchaotix:
Hyperchaotix Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Brilliant.

I take pride in using the English language correctly. Language is the key to intelligence and communication.
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:iconaletheiya:
Aletheiya Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha awesome
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:iconalexvogl:
AlexVogl Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
lol i totally like, no love it
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:iconghiralink123:
Ghiralink123 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
pfft! XD
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:iconknight1015:
knight1015 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, that's hilarious. :XD:
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:iconhogia:
Hogia Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This belongs on a tee. XD
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:iconin-the-dead-pixel:
in-the-dead-pixel Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
YES.
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:iconoverseer:
overseer Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012   Digital Artist
Congratulations, I laughed out loud. Very, very nice! And so true, it's not even funny. Why people don't get these simple differences in their heads (they're and their being another one of those), I really don't understand! Loving this!
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:iconnickie083100:
nickie083100 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHHHHHAAAAA!!! xD I loled when I read this.
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:iconssjcybersonic:
SSJCyberSonic Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is epic win.
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:iconanthropomorphillie:
AnthropomorPhillie Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Among the best I've seen! :XD:
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:iconcrazywith80s:
Crazywith80s Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Totally :XD:
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:iconakai-yari:
akai-yari Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm not a grammar nazi, heck I'm not even capable of speaking english fluently, but it's a bit unnerving when you see all of those spelling and grammar errors. The worse about it all is that people start the hate and shouting at you when you try to correct them ^^;, in the end you choose the people you can correct, the others ... well they'll know their shit, eventually :D.
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