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Quote #125 by Alpner Quote #125 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconawill4517:
awill4517 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
oh snap
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:iconstorm-dancer-9:
Storm-Dancer-9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Very good way to get revenge 
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:iconhunterofthedark:
hunterofthedark Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I do need to remember that! ^^
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:iconshesnevercomingback:
ShesNeverComingBack Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
Lol
She's fucked
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:iconstorm-dancer-9:
Storm-Dancer-9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
In so many ways 
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:icongenox11:
GenoX11 Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
And then her dad posts it on facebook.
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:icondhanaragnarok:
DhanaRagnarok Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
This is glorious. Simply glorious.
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:iconshinigami-shisan:
Shinigami-shisan Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:icontophatplz:
:icontrollfaceplz:
:icontuxedoplz:
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:icontrollfaceplz:
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
XD
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:iconepicmanphilip:
EpicManPhilip Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Nice 1 !
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:iconnala156:
Nala156 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Take that, b!tch.
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
...too bad I'm a girl...
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:iconajanime22:
Ajanime22 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
HA!!
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:icontwocool935:
Twocool935 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Artist
Hahahhahahahahahahah
Totally worth it.
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:iconmoonmystery:
moonmystery Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha that's funny
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:iconthebloodycountess:
TheBloodyCountess Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Student General Artist
And that, my friends, is what I call a virtual bitch slap to the face.
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:iconlyriclovesick:
LyricLovesick Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
OH SNAP XO THAT'S SO BAD XD
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is fucking hilarious! I just had to fave it!
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:iconandyetitmoves17:
AndYetItMoves17 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
TOATS.
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:iconprimtac:
primtac Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012
who ever thought of this, I like the way you think.
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:icontwocool935:
Twocool935 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Student Artist
Now that is what revenge is.
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:iconchocolateshark:
chocolateshark Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
lol
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:iconlimeheer:
limeheer Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
learn it...
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:iconyumi-hellgirl:
Yumi-HellGirl Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:))))
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:icontired-hands:
Tired-Hands Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
Johnny how can you divorce your pregnant wife?
Doctor said my vasectomy is still working just fine.
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:iconbartimeas-voltaire-p:
Bartimeas-Voltaire-P Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Student Artist
i did that once...

best. payback. ever.
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Rofl... wait, how did you get her dads number?
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:iconbartimeas-voltaire-p:
Bartimeas-Voltaire-P Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Artist
he was a cool guy, we played paintball a few times.
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How did he react when you sent him le picture? :D
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:iconbartimeas-voltaire-p:
Bartimeas-Voltaire-P Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Artist
he asked me if i knew any good places to hide bodies... O.o
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:iconscr1b3:
Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMAO
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student Filmographer
:D actually? win.
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:iconred-rose-12:
Red-Rose-12 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
hahahaha awesome! total burn! :lmao:
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:iconorigamisushipanda:
OrigamiSushiPanda Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh!!!! ouch!!! ouch!!! hahahhah XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconjessa252:
Jessa252 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
omg awesome
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:iconemma-of-hearts:
Emma-Of-Hearts Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Student Writer
If she or her boyfriend aren't 18 years old, you committed child pornography.
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:iconprof-stein:
Prof-Stein Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Sweet, sweet revenge. XD
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:iconshugarsketch:
ShugarSketch Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
This is just a waste of digital space. Totally unoriginal and 0 effort.
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:iconred-rose-12:
Red-Rose-12 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
why did you comment hater :I this is funny!
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:iconshugarsketch:
ShugarSketch Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
This quote has been on the internet for centuries and this particular user is always using other people's quotes and never producing original typography pieces. They should learn to come up with their own sayings and be creative for once.
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:iconred-rose-12:
Red-Rose-12 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
mabey you should just back of and let him do his thing its not like he is reipping someone off he is just spreading some smiles he isnt even claming it as his own
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:iconret-nicolae:
Ret-Nicolae Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
Reported. Its white text on a black background. Even 'modern' artists would agree that this is crap. Also, its a very common quote, and i even looked it up.

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Same quote, different image. Seriously folks, I know and agree that its a funny quote, but don't downrgrade the quality of the site by allowing this kind of stuff to populate the front page instead of artwork someone put a lot of hard work into and not just slapped text onto a black backdrop.
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