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Quote #121 by Alpner Quote #121 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconlidybug:
lidybug Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
sadly thats true..
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:iconphotophobee:
PhotoPhobee Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have an iHad.....
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:iconxluckyxfridayx13x:
xLuckyxFridayx13x Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
mine too!
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:iconlnfinityarts:
lnfinityArts Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Hehe, same here. I literally don't have a relationship nor iPad.
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:iconjillybeanlovesanime:
JillyBeanLovesAnime Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So funny!
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:iconloriann16:
loriann16 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
hail all nonIPad havers!
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:iconlawarrior:
LAwarrior Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Exactly my words
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:iconemhend13:
emhend13 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Student Writer
As I'm reading this on my iPad lol
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:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Artist
HOW DO YOU KNOW ME SO WELL?!
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:iconzandoom:
Zandoom Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Same here.
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:icontruebladed:
Truebladed Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
But I have an iPad... :P
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:iconaofapl:
Aofapl Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
sad true story.
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:iconmidnightshadows24:
MidnightShadows24 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconforeveraloneplz:
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:iconhalonewolf:
HaloneWolf Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
I have an Ipad :)
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:iconluckeeestar:
LuckeeeStar Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
...I have an iPad ; H ;
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:icontawnypelt13:
tawnypelt13 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
story of me... sigh
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:iconsteflynphotography:
SteflynPhotography Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:)
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:iconalexychan:
alexychan Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
same here, but i wish i had one! (ipad, of course.)
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:iconthat1otherguy0824:
that1otherguy0824 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Story of my life!
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:iconstringtone:
Stringtone Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA XD!
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:iconsolidier:
SOLIDIER Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
Now i suddenly feel like getting an iPad.
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:iconelli0777:
elli0777 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i have a relationship with my non-existent ipad...does that count? XD
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:iconkarabasik17:
karabasik17 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Student Writer
I lpve all of your quotes so much!
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:iconxmattycooijmans:
xmattycooijmans Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
well, i do, but i know what you mean ;D ;p
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
same boat. neither ipad nor relationship
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:iconheaven-is-lonely:
heaven-is-lonely Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student General Artist
I have one...XDDD
Both an iPad and a relationship...
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:iconbatboy1239:
Batboy1239 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"forever alone" XD
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:iconforgotemme:
Forgotemme Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't even get why you'd put that first sentence in your sig. Who cares?
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:iconbatboy1239:
Batboy1239 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Apparently you? O.o I DO need to rephrase it, but I haven't had time.
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:iconforgotemme:
Forgotemme Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I care about the point of you even mentioning it,
while it should be completely obvious it doesn't matter what religion you are. :meow:
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:iconneonfreeon:
neonfreeon Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I do! Yay!
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:iconmerieltla:
MerielTLA Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL no ipad here...dont know if I should laugh or cry for this
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:iconrockdwarf:
Rockdwarf Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
exactly for me. I don't really have apparently relationships in any sense. It's the impression I have.
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:iconsoulofthenight663:
Soulofthenight663 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
And never have. Hahaha.
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:iconxfoxflamex:
xfoxflamex Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my relation ship is like a Ipod. I wish i had one...
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:iconhesamkarkas:
hesamkarkas Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that was sharp and quick and funny :))
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:iconlippincottart00:
lippincottart00 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
so true...IKR!!!
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:iconjokesthatkill:
JokesThatKill Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
so....true...
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:iconweremoon:
weremoon Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student Artist
Lol, I usually don't like deviations like that, but the text is so funny and so true...xD
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:iconadoreanime:
Adoreanime Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student Artist
Brilliant :typerhappy:
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:icongorybluecat:
GoryBlueCat Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Agree. xD
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:iconfluffy1907:
Fluffy1907 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i agree... :(
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:iconlettherebeapples:
LetThereBeApples Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
But.... But i have an Ipad.....
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:iconmadmaninthebox:
MadManInTheBox Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Man, you're like a psychic..... How did you know we're a bunch of forever alones? :P
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:iconxboringasspersonx:
xBoringAssPersonx Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I have one but no relationship XD
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:iconmod-a-holic:
Mod-a-holic Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Professional General Artist
:iconforeveraloneplz: :iconsaysplz: Story of my life
:iconhalfnakedplz:
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