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Quote #120 by Alpner Quote #120 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconzalkafawi:
zalkafawi Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013
That's why you should never suggest an alternative.

That poor man his girlfriend is probably going to kill him.
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:iconearthgoddess11:
earthgoddess11 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
I can't stop laughing
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehehehahahaha!
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:iconchocoqueen112:
chocoqueen112 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013   General Artist
...it took me second to figure this out. XD
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:icontwocool935:
Twocool935 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Artist
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
The poor spider!
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:iconkureji-mosu:
Kureji-Mosu Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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:iconthelastironman:
TheLastIronMan Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"Anyway, that's why I'm single."
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:iconlozrocksmysocks77:
LOZRocksmysocks77 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012
HAhahahahahahaha!!!! That is hilarious! =)
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:iconandyetitmoves17:
AndYetItMoves17 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA :rofl:
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:iconkarnplainswalker:
Karnplainswalker Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
OMG!!! I work for Apple Tec support, and I've heard some ridiculous story's but this is right up there with "is my iPad covered under the warranty still if there's blood damage cuz i beat my boyfriend over the head with it?" she was dead serious...
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:iconskyethehegehog:
skyethehegehog Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Student Writer
well? was she covered or not? XD
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:iconcharmed-ravenclaw:
Charmed-Ravenclaw Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Literally lolled
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:iconlionlover421:
LionLover421 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
HAHAHA this made my night!
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:icongryffgirl:
Gryffgirl Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
:iconikillitplz:
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:iconsleepwalkerserenade:
SleepwalkerSerenade Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Student General Artist
I JUST F***ING LOST IT!! HAHAHAHA!!!! EXCELLENT!
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:iconnerdinthecorner:
nerdinthecorner Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL BEST QUOTE EVR IM THINKIN OF MAKIN A COMIC ABOUT THAT NOW XD
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:iconvalentwarrior:
valentwarrior Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Ha Ha Ha
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:iconmidnight-vixen:
MidNight-Vixen Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Student Digital Artist
OMG!! LOVE IT! XD
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:icon777wolf:
777wolf Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Professional Writer
Perfict!
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:iconblue-falcon-serenity:
Blue-Falcon-Serenity Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Hahaha! Nice!
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:iconvulpsvulps:
VulpsVulps Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student General Artist
OH MY GAW THATS FUNNY MAN!!!!!!
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:iconmartonrobert:
martonrobert Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:lmao: :rofl:
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:iconcrater14x:
Crater14X Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
That's gotta hurt!!
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:iconwafa101:
wafa101 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i dont get it? can someone explain?
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:icontiatitan:
TiaTitan Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
and then he killed the spider with the iPad...poor spider :(
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:iconwafa101:
wafa101 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ohhhhhhh okay! thank you!
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:icontiatitan:
TiaTitan Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha np
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:icontitan-hyperion:
Titan-Hyperion Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
He wanted the newspaper to kill a spider, but the girlfriend thought he wanted to read the news.
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:iconwafa101:
wafa101 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahaahaahaha i get it, thank you
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:iconfaolinfalalay:
faolinfalalay Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I agree that this quote is funny, but it doesn't belong on deviantart. This is a site for ARTISTS to submit ART that they put a lot of WORK and THOUGHT into. These quotes lack everything that I emphasized in the last sentence. This is better suited to be placed on tumblr or facebook, especially since you admit that this is NOT art. I am sure that you will ignore this fact though and continue posting these quotes anyway, but I feel that if something is not art, it has no right to be posted on deviantart. If you had created these quotes yourself, the circumstances would be completely different. I understand that you credit the original where applicable, but other people's work should not be posted by someone who isn't the creator of said work. It's the same as art theft, and I, along with many others on deviantart, agree that resubmitting other people's work is a clear act of theft. Clearly, according to the description in your submissions, you only submit these to bring attention and popularity to yourself. These quotes are nothing more than a selfish act of self-promotion when they are submitted on deviantart. Though the description also says that you just want to make people smile, which is always nice, I believe that it should be done in a way that promotes the purpose of deviantart, to display ART and create a community based around ART. Had you drawn a picture to go with the quote instead of keeping it as some white text on a black background, then it would be perfectly suited to stay on deviantart. You can still bring a smile to people's faces with these quotes, just put some artistic effort into these quotes instead of just browsing the web and throwing the quote on deviantart. I don't mean to be offensive with anything I have stated here, but I do believe that deviantart should stay a site for ARTISTS, by ARTISTS,to promote the creation of ART.
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faolinfalalay Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student Digital Artist
In addition, I do not say this out of jealously. I may not have as many watchers, pageviews, or favorites as you do, but I wholeheartedly believe in deviantart remaining a community for ORIGINAL artists. I just discovered that you are a photographer, so use that talent to create beautiful photos. If you enjoy making people laugh and smile, then use photography as a means to display your talents and to lighten the hearts of those who view your work. Then, not only will you gain attention from your photos, but you will be appreciated as an artist instead of someone who uses other people's work for self-satisfaction.
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aangmeT00 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student General Artist
No offense dude, but DeviantART isn't just for people who make art. It is for art enthusiasts and writers and poets and future animators. He acknowledged that the quotes he is posting are not his. DeviantART's rules state that if he said that these quotes were, in fact, his, that he would "not belong on here". And those words are still a bit rude.... So as long as he acknowledges that the quotes are not his, technically, that's alright. And it's wrong to tell people what they should or should not be doing, unless you are in charge of DA, or whatever. But you can't tell this guy that he isn't original. You can't tell this guy he is selfish. And you can't tell this guy that he uses other's art for his self-satisfaction. That is very rude. Maybe he only wants to share a few laughs with fellow Internet-goers. It's not your place to tell artists what art they should or shouldn't be making.

Just saying....
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faolinfalalay Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I do consider deviantart a place for art enthusiasts, writers, poets, and animators. I'm sorry that I was rude, I wasn't intent on being that way. No matter how I look at it though, typography or other writing-related art, I can't see why posting deviations like these are beneficial to the art community. These quotes also become rapidly popular as soon as they are posted and make it to the front page easily, and that's a place that these quotes should not be. They take the place of other art/writing/etc that truly deserves to be there. I just want deviantart to stay a place for artists (this includes writers, animators, etc)and not for tumblr posts. About what i said before, i shouldn't have gone that far. I let my feelings get the better of me. I apologize to both you and alpner for being so rude. Even so, I still believe that these deviations don't belong here, even if few others agree with me.
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:iconcub-folan:
Cub-Folan Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
i laughed my butt off! Thanks for officially makin my day!
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:iconjokesthatkill:
JokesThatKill Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconmajoraswaker:
MajorasWaker Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
XD really didn't see that one coming!
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:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel pity for her.
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:iconkarabasik17:
karabasik17 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student Writer
R.I.P. iPad.
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:iconalexychan:
alexychan Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahahahah and i think it's not easy to kill a spider with an ipad, is it? ahah :)
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:iconjameshoppy:
JamesHoppy Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Professional Photographer
that's funny.
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:iconschwarzerritter:
SchwarzerRitter Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
quote #121
"It is not considered stealing, if you openly admit you stole it."
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Sry, I don't take requests.
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:iconbeatfreak1970:
BeatFreak1970 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
Love It :love:
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:iconringans:
Ringans Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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:iconfrancissplinter:
FrancisSplinter Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
Poor spider.
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:iconshyvampiress1997:
shyvampiress1997 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is awesome. I wonder if he broke his girlfriends I-pad. She probably freaked out about the spider guts left on it. :D <3
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:iconomegazzyzx:
OmegaZzyzx Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
Eventually, we probably WILL use those as the new bug swatter. XD I love these quotes. Brightens my somewhat dreary day.
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:iconrenovative:
Renovative Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
wow looks the the spider got hit by technology lol Dwl!!!!!
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:iconpusphaas:
pusphaas Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha amazing :D
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