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Quote #119 by Alpner Quote #119 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconshentosho:
Shentosho Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
*Smacks forehead* Ow.
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:iconalexi-basq:
Alexi-Basq Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep. Thats me.
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:iconninjaguy1123:
ninjaguy1123 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
agreed
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:iconstorm-dancer-9:
Storm-Dancer-9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
I'm so gonna use this 
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:iconshadowyj:
ShadowYJ Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013   Artist
huur hurr hurr i see what you did there!!!!!
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:iconcatso7:
Catso7 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Artist
Me: Oh, that's good to know ^.^
My friend: Pffft
Me: What?
My friend: 69~
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:iconmadcupcake911:
MadCupcake911 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
O_o 69, hehe XD
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:iconetsuko-hime:
Etsuko-Hime Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I found The Word dirty there XD and 6 XD haha XD Great quote :)
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:iconjazzlednightmare16:
Jazzlednightmare16 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Someone asked me 'On a scale of 1 to 100, how immature are you?' I said '69' :P
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:iconjazzlednightmare16:
Jazzlednightmare16 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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:iconrontaire:
Rontaire Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student
indeed
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:iconsandman840:
sandman840 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
:iconfacepalmplz:
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:icongatort00th:
Gatort00th Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hehehehe...69
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:icondarkpixie650:
Darkpixie650 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i bein in tht 69% smile
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:icontommyszombie:
TommysZombie Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
smile
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:iconspecklart:
SpecklArt Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:rofl:
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:icontenkafurrywolf:
Tenkafurrywolf Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconicwhatyoudidthereplz:
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:iconnocturnalsilverwolf:
Nocturnalsilverwolf Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
I was going to agree, then I just realised I didn't get it until I read the comments... Turns out I don't think that dirty after all :D
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:iconmovushi:
Movushi Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
haha i get it, 69 :icononionx3plz:
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
yeah thats just how people are
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:iconthinker1988:
Thinker1988 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Like the 69, in this.
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:iconwitangerandbravery:
WitAngerandBravery Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
I noticed something dirty in that sentence before I read the rest of it XD
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:iconhokova:
Hokova Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh yeah. I'm of that crowd, definitely.XD
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:iconsonicthehedgiefan:
sonicthehedgiefan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
i didn't get it until i read the comments, you clever thing you! :clap:
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm either lucky that I don't get it.... or extremely out of it...


or both.
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:icontamagotchi127:
tamagotchi127 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Artist
I CAN'T FIND IT!!!!
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:iconcoldblackraven:
ColdBlackRaven Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconicwhatyoudidthereplz: I see what you did there
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
HA, I GET IT NOW!
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:icondarkshadestar:
DarkShadeStar Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Writer
then can u tell me?
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:icongrubbytastic101:
GrubbyTastic101 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
69 is a sex position hence '69%'
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:icondarkshadestar:
DarkShadeStar Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Writer
umm, thanks? (why r u telling me this?)
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:icongrubbytastic101:
GrubbyTastic101 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The picture you commented on, you asked becuase you didn't get it, and I answered...
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:icondarkshadestar:
DarkShadeStar Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Writer
i just checked the quote thing. my reaction :omg: i didnt comment that! im so sorry, my sis knows my password. i have changed it, but im so sorry!
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:icongrubbytastic101:
GrubbyTastic101 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its totally cool, I understand and don't worry I should be saying sorry, I didnt know.
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:icondarkshadestar:
DarkShadeStar Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Writer
its fine, dont worry!
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Mineself included
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:icontimelordthevalkyrie:
TimeLordTheValkyrie Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
damn
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:iconcutiebat99:
Cutiebat99 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I admit, I'm one of them. XD (I kind of feel ashamed. :P)
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:icongreekprincess143:
GreekPrincess143 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i see what u did there
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:iconrilguia:
Rilguia Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Only 69?
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:iconstriderimpersonator:
striderImpersonator Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that's me ^^;
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:iconvalerijastar:
valerijastar Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I see what you did there.
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:iconeye-of-the-hawk:
Eye-of-the-Hawk Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
._.




dangit :XD: is it lame to say i totally get that? LOLLLL
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:iconxionroxas4eva:
xionroxas4eva Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
I am one of them. Blame my Boy friend and his friends
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:icononikage108:
Onikage108 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
That's true; a lot of people seem perverted.
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:iconfaith-25:
Faith-25 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist
I got it immediately. Does this makes me a bad person?
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:iconalura-the-sage:
Alura-the-Sage Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No. It just means you have been exposed to things like that.
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:iconfaith-25:
Faith-25 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist
I meant MAKE
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:iconoutmost433:
outmost433 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Professional Artist
I see some moldy black in the words. You might need to clean it.
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:iconpredator1378:
Predator1378 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student
LOL.
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