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Quote #117 by Alpner Quote #117 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconpredator-in-da-night:
Predator-In-Da-Night Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm going to send this to ALL of my bullies!!! Its summer. They probs won't see me next year so YOLO :iconbursztyntrollfaceplz:
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:icontheauthormissn:
TheAuthorMissN Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That is priceless. Thank you very much for posting this!
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:iconshamomey:
Shamomey Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013
AWESOME ! I F*cking love your quotes, Bitch ;)
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:iconlaurentiusje:
Laurentiusje Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I say this one before :XD:
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:iconkatamata1:
Katamata1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013
:thumbsup: I so like this...
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:iconrstoker2017:
rstoker2017 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student General Artist
heh heh heh... <gets evil idea> shhhh, i was never here... B)
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
he.
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
so damn true people should read this
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:iconwolfofthemoons:
WolfOfTheMoons Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconimpressedplz:
:iconstickmandancing2plz: Aw snap!
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:icondeep-blue010:
deep-blue010 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
so true!
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:iconwingdiamond:
WingDiamond Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
:work: Makes note of it!
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hell yeah >:D
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:iconkmtwiddley-wings:
KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
I always wondered why girls put on makeup! I HATE MAKE UP! ITS A PEICE OF CRAP THAT HIDES THE TRUE BEUATY YOU HAVE EVEN IF YOU DO LIIK LIKE A PEICE OF SHIT!!
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:iconimmasexygoku:
ImmaSexyGoku Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XDDDD Sooo true :P
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:iconalchemighty:
alchemighty Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
Facebook Like!!
Wait...you don't own ANY of the quotes?! Aw...I'm kind of disappointed. I thought I was admiring a genius...turns out I'm admiring a conglomerate of pudgy mush with the occasional brilliant gem, which is later excavated and mistakenly credited elsewhere. =( Oh well...you have good taste in quotes, so I'm gonna stay subscribed.
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:icongravity-bolt:
Gravity-bolt Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Everytime I read this I keep thinking of Ian from smosh saying this
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:icontheforgottenmyth:
TheForgottenMyth Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
it's ok to share to my facebook??
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student General Artist
You can share it here ;) [link]
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:icontheforgottenmyth:
TheForgottenMyth Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
awesome ^^ thanks
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:iconxxmatmatexx:
XxMatmatexX Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Professional Artist
So true!
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:iconchristineisdead:
ChristineIsDEAD Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
True.
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:icondaiyanohana:
DaiyaNoHana Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
OM NOM NOM NOM NOMMM...!!!
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:iconlayperson:
layperson Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
:D I can't stop laughing :D
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:iconbitterroots:
bitterroots Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
WHOAAAAAAAHHHH... hahahaha damn I love this
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:iconheaven-is-lonely:
heaven-is-lonely Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Hahaha....
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:iconchargrin:
Chargrin Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I want a T-shirt of this!
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:icongunjo141:
Gunjo141 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Nice.
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:iconthefancifulghost:
TheFancifulGhost Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl: :clap: funny but yet true quote
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AskPrussiaThePony Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
gtfo
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:iconiridescentdragoness:
IridescentDragoness Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontheplz::iconmoreplz::icono------o:

:facepalm:
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:iconmagnemite10:
magnemite10 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
If the right situation comes up, I'm totally saying this
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:iconshoofli:
shoofli Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thats su mean XD
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:iconalexychan:
alexychan Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Makeup doesn't do miracles. :)
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:iconchargrin:
Chargrin Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That should be added after the fact. " Oh wait, Make-up doesn't do miracles" Would be awesome if this was on a T-shirt and your statement was on the back or bottom.
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:iconalexychan:
alexychan Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ahahah yes, it would be pretty cool :)
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:iconchargrin:
Chargrin Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I asked Alpner for permission to do a T-shirt front sketch up. He said yes so here it is [link]
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:icondugbud62:
dugbud62 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
to the point
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:iconroxy932211:
roxy932211 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
pff :iconhurrhurrplz:
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:icon95blckfirebird:
95blckfirebird Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Lmao
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:iconblackparadebullet:
blackparadebullet Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
oooohhhh!!!!! xD
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:iconakirahazami:
AkiraHazami Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XDD Niiice! Useful quote.
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:iconpippaofshadows:
PippaOfShadows Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student Artist
I must say this to some of the bitchy girls I know one day! XD
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:iconagentbabycakes:
AgentBabycakes Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That applies to... a LOT of people I know.
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:iconartedb:
ArteDB Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Very good!Haha
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:icondeviantcookie:
DeviantCookie Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
So you mlet my sister? =D
Thanks.
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:iconmoonstarthedragoncat:
MoonstarTheDragoncat Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha ha ha! That's badass! XD
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:iconparasoph:
ParaSoph Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Hahahaha, Best quote ever. :D
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ScrewedUpAkatsuki128 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
LMFAO
I don't like make-up.
I'm allergic to it!
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