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Quote #114 by Alpner Quote #114 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconkivaholotitan:
KivaHoloTitan Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
I...can't...stop...laughing
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:iconstarryart98:
StarryArt98 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This is so hilarious! And my sis is gonna kill me for laughing at this, But it is totally worth it !
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:iconfutureniallhoran143:
FUTURENIALLHORAN143 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
i love JB but this is funny
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:iconredbule:
redbule Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Student
i would so do that if that was me i dont like JB
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:iconfirewolf3:
firewolf3 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
xDDDD 

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:iconsovoy21:
Sovoy21 Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
there's a spelling mistake
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:iconkenntara833:
kenntara833 Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
LMAO I TOTALLY WOULD DO THAT! I don't "hate" Justin Bieber, I hate his music, but I will never hate on a fellow Canadian.
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:iconlaurentiusje:
Laurentiusje Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
would have done the same :l
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:iconmoonleadress:
MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
I laughed so hard :))
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:iconrstoker2017:
rstoker2017 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student General Artist
OMG-NO WAY. ME TOO!!!! except i smashed the radio... <we had to buy them a new one later> XD
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
LMAO this made me laugh! XD
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:iconrazorbladeflower:
RazorbladeFlower Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
OMG :rofl:
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:iconxxxemo-gurlxx:
XXxEmo-GurlxX Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
AGREED! XD
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:iconwolfofthemoons:
WolfOfTheMoons Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconjarryplz: yes!
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:iconstriderimpersonator:
striderImpersonator Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
my whole family LOL'ed
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:icongymnast2018:
Gymnast2018 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
stronger DISAGREE! thats my husband your talking about
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:iconhitchicksftw:
HITCHICKSFTW Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student Writer
AMEN TO THAT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH XD
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:iconrpbogal:
RPbogal Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thts funny :D
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:iconbillie-leah:
Billie-Leah Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
Spring 1994 - the worst spring ever (Kurt Cobain died and Justin Bieber was born)...
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:iconcatnekochan:
catnekochan Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol
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:icondugbud62:
dugbud62 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The bank roll unsated
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:icondugbud62:
dugbud62 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Commercially created , much over rated....
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:iconshriekxsonadowfan:
shriekXsonadowfan Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That is so me! :XD:
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:icondugbud62:
dugbud62 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Groovy!!!!!
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:icontwocool935:
Twocool935 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Student Artist
:rofl:
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:iconburbatronas:
Burbatronas Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
Disagree. Why people are not original and follow others ?? First of all need to understand what is musician, is his music bad or not. And he is talented. I cannot see anything wrong. oh, people...
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:iconkingdom-candy:
Kingdom-Candy Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's a matter of opinion. Some people like him,others don't.
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:icondugbud62:
dugbud62 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Agree!
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:iconsurirasu:
Surirasu Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Student General Artist
This would sooo happen to me!!!
XD
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:iconquantuminnovator:
QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
I'm glad to hear Justin Bieber's music brought someone out of a coma.
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:iconalittlebitoffaith:
alittlebitoffaith Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
Hahaha that's awesome
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:iconbrutechieftan:
Brutechieftan Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
:rofl: This is in a nut shell :iconfuckyeahplz: (pardon the language)
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:iconazleah44:
Azleah44 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
OMG- So true!
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:iconfireheartsilverwind:
fireheartsilverwind Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol Amen!
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:iconblackstormwarrior:
blackstormwarrior Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Student General Artist
LoL! XD
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:iconbatboy1239:
Batboy1239 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OHYES!
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:iconblaze984:
blaze984 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
A Men to that
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:iconcassandra667:
cassandra667 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
HA!
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:iconsmrish:
smrish Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Don't you know? One Direction is taking over now. Apparently they even have this game where you have eighty days to get one of them to marry you or you lose.
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:iconconversefanatic:
ConverseFanatic Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha and they expect to actually win :D
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:iconsmrish:
smrish Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
yeah, my friend was like, "i don't know why, but they just left me, i was doing really good, too..." she also wore a shirt that has all their pictures on ti and wore a piece of duct tape that said "Happy Birthday, Liam". all day. she's OBSESSED!
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:iconlea777666:
lea777666 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
xD he really does suck
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:iconedj3babygurl7:
edj3babygurl7 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hilarious
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:iconcelestialsunberry:
celestialsunberry Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I remember seeing this on Facebook. Hilarious!
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:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
well I don't know about Justin Beiber, but the Bieber guy really annoys me
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012   General Artist
I noticed that, too. Not only does this guy not make his own quotes, he can't even copy right. Speaking of copyright...
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:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You shouldn't judge early. Could be that the person whose quote this is just spelled it wrong and you're judging the wrong one for it.
But good one with the copyright...yes, there's still that problem, but as long as he states these as quotes and explicitly says so, I think its alright.
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:iconnotyoursteppingstone:
NotYourSteppingStone Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMAO
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:iconzebragirl19:
zebragirl19 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
bwahahahahahaha!!!!
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:icontaimiria:
Taimiria Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aahahahah!
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