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Quote #113 by Alpner Quote #113 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconstorm-dancer-9:
Storm-Dancer-9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Well then your taking all the little children with the dumbasses
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:iconoomizo:
Oomizo Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014
Yes!!!! Genius my friend!
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:iconnotebook0601:
Notebook0601 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
awesome!!!
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:iconmidn1ghtcat:
Midn1ghtcat Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013
Nobody pays attention to the warning labels
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:icontuxsonic:
TuxSonic Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD
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:iconsklaera:
sklaera Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahhha, this made me laugh, it's great :)
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:iconkyzalon:
kyzalon Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconevilgrinplz: I'm gonna enjoy this . . . .
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:icondemoninatree:
DemonInATree Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
PFFT! XD
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:iconmayaanneka:
MayaAnneka Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Writer
Yes! Overpopulation? Problem solved. :)
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:iconcasewazlyin:
CASEwazLYIN Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
THANK YOU...
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
IKR?!
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Ha!
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:icondesdemona16:
desdemona16 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Darwinism!!
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:iconotherworldyfauna:
OtherworldyFauna Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
yessss~ :D
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe.
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:iconmoonmystery:
moonmystery Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL yup. Good one. I agree. :P
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:icondunedain-dude:
Dunedain-Dude Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
Finally someone gets it!!!!
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:icondragonlordrynn:
DragonlordRynn Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012
My Favorite Quote
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:iconshinreddear:
ShinRedDear Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
I think this one is from George Carlin. Good one indeed ! :D
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:icondugbud62:
dugbud62 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Good one
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:iconamducious-666:
Amducious-666 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012
mah haha! :)
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:icondimitian:
Dimitian Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
DO IT!
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:iconnecrax:
NecraX Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
The population would decrease dramatically.
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:iconjohnthemurray:
JohntheMurray Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I'd die ...
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:iconserenavampire734:
SerenaVampire734 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Freakin' hilarious! :rofl:
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:iconhinata1313:
Hinata1313 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
definitely worth a try, idiots multiply much faster than intelligent people...
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:iconshoofli:
shoofli Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
dur hur o3o
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:iconheadphone4clock:
Headphone4clock Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
this is my favorite quote of all time
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:iconnikicasp:
nikicasp Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
Yeah, let evolution do its job again!
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:iconserget2:
serget2 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
You can leave the warning labels, stupid people don't (or can't) read them anyway.
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:iconbad--wolf--bay:
Bad--Wolf--Bay Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
:icongwahplz:
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:iconxlr8or1344:
XLR8OR1344 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Student General Artist
smart
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:iconscottsouth:
scottsouth Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
A lot of dead babies.
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:iconwithered-angel:
Withered-Angel Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Count me in.
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:iconshoofli:
shoofli Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i still dunt get it o3o i dont read warning labels anyway (\^^/)
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:iconaugumon05:
augumon05 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
start reading those labels or you might not stay alive much longer.
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:iconapi-beast:
API-Beast Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They put the warning labels on there so the stupid people can't sue them.
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:iconzalcoti:
Zalcoti Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012   Digital Artist
And a whole lot of lawsuits.
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:iconp4rtofthepr0blem:
p4rtOFthePr0blem Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Yes, this is what I like to call "natural selection".
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:iconabsolette:
Absolette Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
random fact but warning labels must be put on an object because someone was injured by it... and my chainsaw has a warning label that says "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with testicles" ... -_-
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:iconelusivedreams07:
ElusiveDreams07 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
When I started reading the warning label, I thought you was going to say "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands." But that's certainly creative of whoever caused that label to be written. I would never think to stop a violent apparatus with my groin.
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:iconabsolette:
Absolette Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah Im sure he got a Darwin award for that...
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:iconelusivedreams07:
ElusiveDreams07 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I meant to write "I thought you were going to say" not "was." I promise I understand basic grammar! :rofl:

And yeah he probably did. How embarrassing would it be to explain to people that your friend or relative died trying to stop a chainsaw with his testicles?
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:iconabsolette:
Absolette Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god I would lie like a mother and say he died after saving an orphanage from a fire lol
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:iconheaven-is-lonely:
heaven-is-lonely Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Warning labels are useless even now because people ignore them sometimes...
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:iconkurohanefuyu:
kurohanefuyu Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
XD That's the Best!
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:iconfirestar1317:
firestar1317 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Such a good idea.
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:icongustyvalley:
GustyValley Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Words to live by, right there~ XD
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