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Quote #112 by Alpner Quote #112 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconmadilyngreene:
MadilynGreene Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
i wanna be a Bird!
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:iconmourningwake-press:
mourningwake-press Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
Yes, yes, a thousand times YES.
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:iconmoonleadress:
MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
LMFAOXDXD
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:iconshesnevercomingback:
ShesNeverComingBack Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
Lmao
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:iconyukaharu:
Yukaharu Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Ah! It reminds me of Father Cat in Azumanga Daioh! Darn it, now I can't read it without the terrible engrish accent XD
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
YES!!!!
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:iconwolfofthemoons:
WolfOfTheMoons Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i love this so much XD
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:iconrosetheeevee12:
rosetheeevee12 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
...I had a dream like this once...
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:icontheturtlekinglives:
TheTurtleKingLives Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG!
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:icondarkassassin19:
DarkAssassin19 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
HAHA!~
I literally wish. XD
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:icontoadisrules:
ToadisRules Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012
indeed
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:iconunendingprettychaos:
UnendingPrettyChaos Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Just perfect xD
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:iconkurosakiyuzu-11:
KurosakiYuzu-11 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
so true~!
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:iconhalonewolf:
HaloneWolf Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
Lol :) that reminds me of forrest gump when jenny wants to turn into a bird lol
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:iconurasiade:
Urasiade Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
YUSH
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:iconildwins:
Ildwins Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student Filmographer
This definitely made me smile :)
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:iconhevana:
hevana Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
i know how u feel
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:iconmidori44:
midori44 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
dont we all sometimes...
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:iconcrazywith80s:
Crazywith80s Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It doesn't have to be "certain" :devilish:
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:iconnightmarecat67:
NightmareCat67 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Holy shiet, best quotes ever ❤
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:iconcynthiacxli:
cynthiacxli Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
tumblr this!
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:iconrommie05:
Rommie05 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
hmmm, no comment.....chuckle chuckle
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:iconarctictempest:
ArcticTempest Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
so true...
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:iconartimiss1238:
artimiss1238 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
i do too
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:iconnefeltari:
Nefeltari Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Nice!!!!
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:iconjkuhl:
jkuhl Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's hilarious
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:iconnxay:
Nxay Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Best one yet
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:iconmarziyyih:
marziyyih Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahahaha
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:iconreily96:
Reily96 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Professional General Artist
Ohoho, you see, since I have a bird, I get him to shit on people for me... More accurately, I scrub his poop off of surfaces with my horrible sister's toothbrush. Ohohoho~
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:iconwoggery:
woggery Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
I remember reading this in George Carlin's book Napalm and Silly Putty
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
RIP George. He was a great man.
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:iconwoggery:
woggery Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Aye, that he was. I was glad that I did get to see him at least once. Even though I knew a lot of his routines it was a tremendous show nevertheless.
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student General Artist
I envy you.
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:iconuchiha-hinata:
uchiha-hinata Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Lmfao don't we all!
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:iconthiendrah:
Thiendrah Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Thank you for saying what I was thinking!
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:iconxxunknownxkittenxx:
xXUnknownXKittenXx Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I love you for this..XD
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:iconabbeyghail:
abbeyghail Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
haha, good one.
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:iconinukagome134:
inukagome134 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Ah, but bird poop is a good luck charm. ;)
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:iconkatebelangerarts:
KateBelangerArts Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD You can do it. By putting laxative in chips on a beach! (joke apart, it's not really cool for the gulls)
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:iconjeseniavlopez:
JeseniaVLopez Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't we all?
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:iconpepikaboo:
pepikaboo Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
ahaha i know the feeling
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:iconwwwiiwillowiiwww:
WWWIIWillowIIWWW Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
I love this one!
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:iconryoki92:
Ryoki92 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
True. Who doesn´t want to do this at one point? xD
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:iconheaven-is-lonely:
heaven-is-lonely Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconlaughplz:
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:iconmomotsukinezumi:
MomotsukiNezumi Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. Just, yes XD
This is the single most awesome thing I've seen in weeks. I wish they had this quote on a tee-shirt or something, I would buy it and wear it everywhere.
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Maybe someday :)
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