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Quote #108 by Alpner Quote #108 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconromacat:
Romacat Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Pfft! This made me giggle and I don't know why! It makes sense in a way. XD
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:iconzupakid:
Zupakid Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so true :D
in a strange way :I
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:iconmoreuse:
Moreuse Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hehe awesome.
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:iconvermillionfenrir:
VermillionFenrir Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is both funny and awesome,genius! XD
and yeah,I like ice cream :iconfoxyayzplz:
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:icontheyoungexorcist:
TheYoungExorcist Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey mom, I taking some people out for some ice cream. Hilarious!
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:iconblumeshullman:
BlumeShullman Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
this is music to my ears^^
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:iconspaztichamsters:
SpazticHamsters Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
is that why wemon go for the ice cream when they're upset?
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:iconshinigami-shisan:
Shinigami-shisan Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*women
And no, that's not the reason why >:|
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:iconspaztichamsters:
SpazticHamsters Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I cnat speel smoe dyas
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:iconshinigami-shisan:
Shinigami-shisan Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:facepalm:
:iconfacepalmplz:
:iconepicfacepalmplz:
:iconseriouslyplz:
:iconnopeplz:
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
XD
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:iconsam-vm:
Sam-VM Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
loving it, your newer design is so much better just like butter ^^
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:iconhokova:
Hokova Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
This is the best... quote... ever. :rofl:
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:iconcanadianthanks:
CanadianThanks Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol revenge is my favourite food
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:iconredmeg:
RedMeg Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sweet, sweet revenge. :D
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:iconcomputermatthew:
ComputerMatthew Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
I've had this exact thought/
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:iconcherryjjv:
cherryjjv Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm going to put this on a t-shirt some day.
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:iconelderxchildx6:
ElderxChildx6 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO TRUE~!!:iconakamarulolplz:
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:iconmidevalexponents2sqr:
MidevalExponents2sqr Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I want this on a t-shirt xD
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:iconlynathia:
Lynathia Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You have been featured here: [link] :aww:
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:icondeep-blue010:
deep-blue010 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
sweet sweet ice cream!:giggle:
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:iconchibiotakusama:
ChibiOtakuSama Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
i never thought of it that way before... and i do love ice cream very much~ :iconplanningplz:
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:iconlordofstupidity:
LordofStupidity Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
I like ice cream, therefore, I like revenge:3
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:iconcassadysilverlin:
CassadySilverlin Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
I love my ice cream!
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:iconkmtwiddley-wings:
KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
I got one:

"A second chance is like giving your killer a second bullet to kill you with. I never give second chanses"
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:iconevilneko6118:
evilneko6118 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
its makes so much sense now!!!!
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:icondimitian:
Dimitian Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
It all makes sense now... :eyepopping:
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:iconkuroidia42:
kuroidia42 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sweet sweet revenge :squee:
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:iconblaze984:
blaze984 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In that case everyone needs more Revenge in there life.
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:iconstoryrpart:
StoryRPArt Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow! And I say I detest revenge!
AS IF! I FREAKING LOVE ICE CREAM!
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:iconbrokenwills:
BrokenWills Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Or really cold chicken wings coated with extremely hot sauce
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:iconkaratbit:
Karatbit Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
But if revenge fails...then it's just the twenty day old left over chicken wings. Blegh.
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:icontaimiria:
Taimiria Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aahahaha!! Very funny!! You're witty!!
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:iconnxay:
Nxay Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Can I have chocolate
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:iconvaliant-horizon:
Valiant-Horizon Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Revenge does come in different flavors.
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:iconxtheevilmasterx:
XTheEvilMaSterX Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
> . < i thought of this as well before....i was so excited when i saw this XD
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:icondeisalwolf87:
DeisalWolf87 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
sounds legit
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:iconbrokenwills:
BrokenWills Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, ice cream is revenge.
You eat it quick it gives you a brain freeze as revenge
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:iconheaven-is-lonely:
heaven-is-lonely Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student General Artist
I love this one...
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:iconcherry12:
cherry12 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Seems legit :iconverynotimpressedplz:
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:iconross-sanger:
Ross-Sanger Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
and I'm dairy intolerant, so maybe that's why I don't have much truck with vengeance.
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:iconparfaitcake33:
parfaitcake33 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
lol!
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:iconmerieltla:
MerielTLA Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL Ice cream goodness xD
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:iconjuicy-peach:
Juicy-Peach Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
Mmmmmm, Chocolate mousse flavored revenge, MY FAVORITE!!!
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:iconstoryrpart:
StoryRPArt Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I AGREE WITH THIS~
Sorry, i'm being nosy :XD:
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:iconsoul-daemon:
Soul-Daemon Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hmmm revenge with a chocolate flake in it!
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:iconkarric:
Karric Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
I'd say gelato is sweeter than ice cream.
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:iconpenfan:
Penfan Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconciciwhatplz: That is good logic.
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