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Quote #105 by Alpner Quote #105 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconskystrikeflame:
SkystrikeFlame Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
lol XD
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:iconmoonleadress:
MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
Oh, the modesty...
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:iconlisa-im-laerm:
lisa-im-laerm Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:giggle:
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:iconthe-comic-artist01:
The-Comic-Artist01 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha, so modest.
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:iconprincesskitti:
Princesskitti Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012
OH NO!
who carreeesss.
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:iconuranusamara:
uranusamara Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol. thst nice
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:iconpainmistress:
Painmistress Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It`s funny because it`s true!
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:icondugbud62:
dugbud62 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
so many
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:iconrarino:
rarino Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
You should link to the source at the bottom of the page.

It's a great service to humanity :salute:
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:iconopaquelymysterious:
OpaquelyMysterious Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
lol, under what authority are you a genius? HMMMMMMMM?

XD
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:icontaimiria:
Taimiria Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahahahaha! Modesty should come down from heaven so... you can rise in its place!! ;)
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:iconmikachu1093:
mikachu1093 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This made me laugh so hard that I even told it to my mom and she laughed too hahahahahahahahaha XD
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:iconlilredwagon:
LilRedWagon Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
NOT to worry! ... Just turn on MANY of the '500' CABLE channels these days and you will SURELY find a 'reality' show peep who IS PURE GENIUS!!! .... WINK?? .... LRW.
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:iconnightishowl:
Nightishowl Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's true I feel like shit today..LOL
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:iconxxpouncexx:
xXpounceXx Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Too funny xD
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:iconkwikwire:
KwikWire Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
How are ALL these quotes getting featured?! Surely one from the collection will do? After all, they all look the bloody same.
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:iconmidnightclashtiger:
midnightclashtiger Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Professional General Artist
aw :C
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:icondjinn98:
djinn98 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
It's printed and hung on My office wall!
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:iconsteamberry:
SteamBerry Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xD epiiiic
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:iconfirestare14:
firestare14 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
epic!!
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:iconzeef:
zeef Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
How these make front page is beyond me.
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student General Artist
People like it.
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:iconsjcodan:
Sjcodan Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its not too hard to understand, the front page pulls things from all the categories, and if one is less popular, like Text-based imagery, it will pull the top one from that and stick it on the front page
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:iconzeef:
zeef Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, I didn't know that.
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:iconaudreypond:
AudreyPond Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Come to think of it, I'm not feeling too well either. :)
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:icongenie27:
Genie27 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol. not yet, we still have the doctor! :-)
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:iconkronusnec:
kronusnec Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
Doctor isn't a genius enough to cure them. They are doomed to DIE!
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:icongodofcoffee:
GodOfCoffee Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icont-shirt_plz:
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:iconwierdosannan:
WierdoSannaN Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
did you make this up or did you quote someone else?
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student General Artist
Read the description.
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:iconkaoru-the-yaseinin:
Kaoru-the-Yaseinin Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012   Digital Artist
XD I feel sick today. Am Ianthe genuise? Obviously not since I don't know hownto spell it.
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:iconwierdosannan:
WierdoSannaN Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Who said this?
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:iconviolet-heart13:
Violet-heart13 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Very funny! :D
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:iconmoonstarthedragoncat:
MoonstarTheDragoncat Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconiseewhatudidthereplz: What you did there...
:iconfryplz: I see it.
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:iconjustangelheart:
justangelheart Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sick good...
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:iconjammywho21:
jammywho21 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
The plural of genius is actually genii, but funny quote nonetheless.
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:iconbarrelsbottom:
BarrelsBottom Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Genii is the older (and more formal) of the two, but geniuses is also an accepted plural term. :)
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:icontvnerd28:
TVNerd28 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
Lol made my day : )
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:iconthe-last-art:
The-last-art Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student General Artist
eventhough u dont own any quote, theyre still so funny! thnks for showing them to everyone!!
:D
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:iconpastel--puppy:
Pastel--Puppy Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpikachuseestooplz:
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:iconnewera14:
newera14 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahaha nice
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:iconcosmicstringfragment:
This one's great XD
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:iconboilbilly:
BoilBilly Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student Filmographer
yep same here o.o
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:iconfluffy1907:
Fluffy1907 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
same here ^^
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:iconexplosivesplatter:
ExplosiveSplatter Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol. :iconloolfaceplz:
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:icondarkflametailz:
Darkflametailz Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I see what you did there. :iconiseeplz:
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:iconlilredwagon:
LilRedWagon Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
HELLO! .... LRW 'hears' ya'! (SMILES) .... The VOICES in MY head DO have some GOOD ideas ONCE in awhile! ..... WINK.
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:iconmiguel98mg:
miguel98mg Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
jaja, really funny
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