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Quote #104 by Alpner Quote #104 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconscoutandsniper:
scoutandsniper Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Student Filmographer
lol
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:iconhorsemight:
horsemight Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Wow. That is very true, but there are the unicorns of the sea! Narwhals. :D
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:icontoldennightmare:
ToldenNightMare Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013
Ahaha! xD This just made my day
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:iconskystrikeflame:
SkystrikeFlame Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
SO TRUE!!! Hahaha!
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:iconwolfprint267:
WolfPrint267 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hahaha! It's so true!!! xD
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:iconrainwolfy:
Rainwolfy Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl:
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:icon17chrisjenkins:
17chrisjenkins Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha awesome :D
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:iconmorikow:
MorikoW Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just love these quotes, all of them :happybounce:
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
XD
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:icongenox11:
GenoX11 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Try telling THAT to a brony! Haha! :)
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:iconanunfoldedpapertiger:
AnUnfoldedPaperTiger Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Writer
I am a brony, and I find this hilarious.
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
So true!
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:iconklopeztwins:
Klopeztwins Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
when in was little i used to think that.
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:iconanne-lies:
Anne-Lies Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahahaha
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:iconmoonmystery:
moonmystery Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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:icondeep-blue010:
deep-blue010 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
now that i think about it....:rofl:
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:iconcrazywith80s:
Crazywith80s Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
And now all my dream has been shattered.. (even though I don't like unicorns)
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:iconprincesskitti:
Princesskitti Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012
lol
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:iconinsanimegamer:
InsAnimeGamer Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
omg i say this every time someone says they don't exist (which surprisingly is kind of often) XD
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:iconnanou-the-wolf:
Nanou-the-wolf Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
So true !
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:iconxpheonix57:
xpheonix57 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012
I think Noah forgot to bring them on the ark, so they evolved into the aquatic mammals that we call narwhals.
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:icondreadmaster231:
Dreadmaster231 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
NARWHALICORNZ!
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:icongenox11:
GenoX11 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Make a song about that
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:icondreadmaster231:
Dreadmaster231 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
by god...
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:icongenox11:
GenoX11 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
I know, right?
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:icondreadmaster231:
Dreadmaster231 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know... but how?
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:icongenox11:
GenoX11 Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
Hmm... Now, the thinking...
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:icondreadmaster231:
Dreadmaster231 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
indeed... the very hard thinking
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davethedog1 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
SO TRUE
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:iconbrutechieftan:
Brutechieftan Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Can I put this on a shirt?
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:iconventanger:
VentAnger Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
Except the horn is in entirely the wrong place.

I'm adding my voice to the long list of people who want you to Just. Fucking. Stop. You acknowledge this isn't art, you admit you steal them, but you do it anyways because you "keep getting requests", as though that isn't a completely irrelevant non-sequiter.
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:iconfluffy-maple-vodka:
fluffy-maple-vodka Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
I thought so!
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:iconhawkieface:
Hawkieface Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I should show this to mah friend, =Milcay1 coz shes a unicorn freak :3
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:iconthelearningartist:
TheLearningArtist Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
laughs
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:iconnightmarecat67:
NightmareCat67 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
This is true
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:icondevinemrs:
devinemrs Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awwwww love it !
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:icondodo-pink:
Dodo-pink Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconenglandwtfplz: D-do i was supposed to belive that?
:iconamericawtfplz: Umm i think... i do?
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:iconlippincottart00:
lippincottart00 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ive heard that one before!!!
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:icondreaming-outloud:
dreaming-outloud Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE!
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:iconhowlinganthem:
HowlingAnthem Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
Latin name for the Indian rhino: Rhinoceros unicornis
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:iconstarrider24:
StarRider24 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
whahaahaha I can't stop laughing!!!
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