Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
Quote #101 by Alpner Quote #101 by Alpner
I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
Add a Comment:
 
:icontreyorsomething:
Treyorsomething Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
Sad but funny :D
Reply
:iconmikeyluvr4:
mikeyluvr4 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Sounds like something mikey would say to leo
Reply
:iconchattykathy1999:
ChattyKathy1999 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
I don't know why but this remindes me of somethaing that would happen with Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy! :)
Reply
:iconmihaela7:
Mihaela7 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
Or "I'll take a picture" :D
Reply
:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Artist
Soooo me!
Reply
:iconannafranz:
AnnaFranz Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
:D !!!!
really nice collection of quotes!!
Reply
:iconvalhallastarfire:
ValhallaStarfire Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
I want that as a shirt, too!
Reply
:iconbitteryetsweet:
bitteryetsweet Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Win.
Reply
:iconsedo-fun:
Sedo-fun Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
...with extra cheese!
Reply
:icontaimiria:
Taimiria Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aahahahahah! XD
Reply
:iconmysticaltemptress:
MysticalTemptress Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and to that I feel like that with my mother in law
Reply
:icondalissa0399:
dalissa0399 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
so funny
Reply
:iconilladoptyoulove:
IllAdoptYouLove Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I thought I would order popcorn in this case
Reply
:iconbohba13:
Bohba13 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student General Artist
The Game... yeah that's it... no speeches here... why are you still looking at me??? STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
Reply
:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
Make it thick-crust.
Reply
:iconpusphaas:
pusphaas Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hell yeah I would XD
Reply
:icondescarado-ranch:
Descarado-Ranch Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
That looks awesome,
Check me out, and send me this face :) if you think I'm a good drawer plz?
Reply
:iconwarmteardrops:
warmteardrops Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student General Artist
hahaha funny:D
Reply
:iconnaarahatake:
NaaraHatake Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Or call them an ambulance...You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance!
Reply
:iconfakerfakerluvpower:
FakerFakerLuvPower Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Student General Artist
This
:iconlikebuttonplz:
Reply
:iconthecreatorof4:
TheCreatorOf4 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
So how is this funny?

Lame at best.
Reply
:iconmel-jel:
Mel-jel Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
I wish I could say this to everybody at school
Reply
:iconhiddenbehindshadows:
HiddenBehindShadows Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you were hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus."
Reply
:iconheaven-is-lonely:
heaven-is-lonely Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student General Artist
I'd definitely get pizza...
Reply
:iconsk8rdude7:
Sk8rDude7 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yea pizza's cool, oh wait... you're hurt!?! ...well damnit, eat some pizza. trust me, you'll feel better! :P
Reply
:iconkarmathe:
KarmaThe Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
This is awesome!
I really like this joke/quote kinda stuff.
Reply
:icondessteney:
Dessteney Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
love this!!!!
and a lot of people are ma over this.
Reply
:icondessteney:
Dessteney Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
mad not ma
Reply
:iconthetigerz:
TheTigerz Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist
lol xD
Reply
:iconsigmacore:
SigmaCore Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know way to many people to which this would apply, unfortunately.

For them.
Reply
:iconailisea:
Ailisea Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist
Aw <3
Reply
:icongodzilla2003:
Godzilla2003 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how many people are getting angry that this is offensive and is on the front page XD
There's a lot of things that are worse than this on the front page, like all that nude photography...*shudders*
Reply
:iconanunfoldedpapertiger:
AnUnfoldedPaperTiger Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student Writer
Pft. I'd order three, along with a movie from Netflix and a bowl of popcorn.
Reply
:iconsamhain-voodoo:
Samhain-Voodoo Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is how I feel about my boyfriend's mother. I've also said at one point that if she were to die in an accident....I'd go out celebrating.
Reply
:iconfluffylover1986:
FluffyLover1986 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
You're terrible.
Reply
:iconsamhain-voodoo:
Samhain-Voodoo Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haters gonna hate. Spend a day in my shoes maybe you'd change your opinion.
Reply
:iconroruna:
Roruna Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
lol
then I'd call an ambulance cuz I don't need you bleeding all over me.
Reply
:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LoL.
Reply
:iconrovergirl:
RoverGirl Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm sure the pizza guy could make the phone call instead.
Reply
:iconconnorswift:
ConnorSwift Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
wow, this one's kind of messed up. but still interesting
Reply
:iconviciousjaws:
viciousjaws Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
What if I'm too cheap to order a pizza?
Reply
:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student General Artist
You're not hungry enough.
Reply
:iconsonic-pink:
Sonic-Pink Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
... this reminds me of the "Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen Reciting" by the computernerd01 on youtube...
Reply
:icondeinonychusempire:
DeinonychusEmpire Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL funny stuff.
Reply
:iconkatrystolo:
Katrystolo Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The feeling is mutual
Reply
:iconr4bb1tnator:
R4bb1tnator Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mmmmh, Pizza.:)
Reply
:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
luv it! this reminds me ov my bro and dad.
Reply
:iconrpbogal:
RPbogal Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thts kinda funny :3
Reply
:icontheloveablegir:
theloveablegir Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
xxD I said something similar to this to my friend about my teacher, but I said I'd call animal control. xxD Seriously, have you seen her hair?! :rofl: Lol
Reply
:iconangel62599:
Angel62599 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Professional Writer
Haha!
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×
Download JPG 800 × 600




Details

Submitted on
August 20, 2012
Image Size
59.7 KB
Resolution
800×600
Submitted with
Sta.sh
Link
Thumb
Embed

Stats

Views
20,628
Favourites
1,830 (who?)
Comments
103
Downloads
955
×