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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconambientdays:
AmbientDays Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
We're friends. When you cry I cry. When you laugh I laugh. You jump off a bridge I freak the hell out and contemplate jumping after you or calling 911.
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:iconaaaaceace:
aaaaceace Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
We're friends. When you cry I cry. When you laugh I laugh. You jump off a bridge I pray the water is deep enough.
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:iconxxmisakixfushimixx:
xXMisakixFushimiXx Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wow, just wow...
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:iconaaaaceace:
aaaaceace Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014
Just wow what? It is just joke.
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:iconstorm-dancer-9:
Storm-Dancer-9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Unless, of course, I happened to jump with you....
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:iconoutlastlova:
outlastlova Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
we're friends. you laugh, i laugh. you cry, i cry. you "jump" of a bridge, i tell everyone that it was "suicide"Devilish 
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:iconthecatandwolf:
TheCatAndWolf Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You jump off a bridge, I regret not giving you the parachute.
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:iconayelakoa22:
AyelaKoa22 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013

This is mine: (Its in my Signature)

When you cry, I cry
When you laugh, I laugh
When you jump off a cliff, I grow wings and save yo ass

If all else fails, I will just play dead like a grey piece of shit.

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:iconkorasky:
korasky Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist
lol
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:iconconsequential-rebel:
Consequential-Rebel Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Student General Artist
I thought it was,
You cry
I cry
You laugh
I laugh
You jump off a bridge
I laugh even harder.
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:iconvarletlegion:
varletlegion Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student General Artist
You laugh I laugh, You cry I cry, you jump off a bridge, I'm gonna miss your e-mails.
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:iconpizzapotatonbacon:
PizzaPotatoNBacon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Yup.
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:iconscealai-storyteller:
Scealai-Storyteller Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Love this.
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:iconobscenevamprision:
ObsceneVamprision Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That made me laugh, lol.
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:iconlbpfreak:
LBPFreak Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD I'm the one who jumps, my friend is the savior!!
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:iconzombiequeen368:
ZombieQueen368 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Student Filmographer
XDDDD
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:iconfrillyfins:
frillyfins Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Student General Artist
XD Yep, this pretty much describes me and my friends.
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:iconrizpectart:
rizpectArt Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Professional General Artist
we're friends. you laugh, i laugh. You cry, i cry. You Slipped, i laugh a lot while crying. :D :P
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:iconambientdays:
AmbientDays Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
If my friend happened to slip and fall off a bridge, I'd be torn between laughter and concern, I'd probably laugh a lot if they're okay.
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol.
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:iconmadarauchiha7:
MadaraUchiha7 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013   Artist
*I just look and laugh cuz it's a pleasure
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:iconstalkerforhire04:
StalkerForHire04 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Yep!
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:iconoperaghostgirl:
OperaGhostGirl Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
something my friend would say XD
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:iconwondergirl12345:
wondergirl12345 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Writer
lol
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:iconxionroxas4eva:
xionroxas4eva Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Student General Artist
the variation of this at my school is - you cry, i cry, you laugh, i laugh, you fall of a cliff, i laugh even harder
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:iconburnzy69:
Burnzy69 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconpastel--puppy:
Pastel--Puppy Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sounds like me and my friend. XD
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:iconprussiancrimsonheart:
Oh, there goes my friend again...
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:iconisminivasileiou:
isminivasileiou Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
We're friends. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off the stairs, and I keep on laughing. <3
(sounds better in greek)
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:iconjazzninja545:
Jazzninja545 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Bwahahahaha!!!!!! Why do I know this feeling all to well? XD
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:iconwiz-witch:
Wiz-Witch Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That's me and all my friends...(I agree with them sometimes, feel like they're idiots that I shouldn't know other times)
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:iconshadow-blossom888:
Shadow-Blossom888 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
Duuuude, you are my freakin' idol!
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:icontheloneducky:
TheLoneDucky Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012   General Artist
Frankly, I was stuck under a bridge yesterday. I had to tell my friend to go get the help.
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:iconlinathanatos:
LinaThanatos Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist
Amen to that!
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:iconmewmewsix:
MewMewSix Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
A true friend!
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Student Filmographer
XD NICE!!! I doubt my friends would do that, unless they were really, really, really, baked; which they usually are, so I think they might actually do that.
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:iconshybaby63080:
shybaby63080 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
me and my friends life quote
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:iconshybaby63080:
shybaby63080 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
except theyre stupid enough to do it!!!
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Student Filmographer
XD lol
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:iconi-am-tsukiko:
i-am-tsukiko Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Student General Artist
Indeed
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:iconplymouth2074:
plymouth2074 Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
totaly :D
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:iconsabrillian:
Sabrillian Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
bahaha, i've seen this before - one of my all-time favorite quotes XD
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:iconkalik-ing-away:
Kalik-ing-Away Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist
:lmao: I'll get my boat ready, I know somebody who would do that!
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:iconambreechristineskye:
AmbreeChristineSkye Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012
And then I'd kick their sorry dumb-ass asses...did that make sense? ;P I know a couple people who'd do that just for kicks.
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:iconsavetheskysharks:
SaveTheSkySharks Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012
I think a few of my friends might just be that dumb! XD
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:iconalpner:
Alpner Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Mine too :)
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