Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...
I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
This is mine: (Its in my Signature)
When you cry, I cry
When you laugh, I laugh
When you jump off a cliff, I grow wings and save yo ass
If all else fails, I will just play dead like a grey piece of shit.
You jump off a bridge
I laugh even harder.
(sounds better in greek)