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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care... :P

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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:iconconsequential-rebel:
Consequential-Rebel Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Student General Artist
I see what you did there. XD
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:iconideenkotze:
Ideenkotze Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student Photographer
unfortunately, the numbers of hetero men wearing pink shirts is way too high, where I live.
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:iconselmalovesstrider:
selmalovesstrider Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
funny
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:iconmoonleadress:
MoonLeadress Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
LOL
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:iconnocturnalsilverwolf:
Nocturnalsilverwolf Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
I thought it wasn't true... Then I remembered my friend wearing a pink shirt.
Well, I guess it's true now :D
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:icontasorius2:
Tasorius2 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
I'd say that is not true...
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:iconbakagohome:
bakagohome Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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:iconsasutachi98:
Sasutachi98 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that waz halariousness!!!!
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:iconvalidate0:
Validate0 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
fancy that~
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:iconjordanlynch:
jordanlynch Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The other 10% was an accident...red sock in washing machine!

My joke was sort of crappy -___-
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student Filmographer
*applauds*
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:iconsylaz:
Sylaz Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Actually your comment made my day ;)
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:iconjordanlynch:
jordanlynch Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks xDD
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:icontriceracop:
TriceraCop Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student General Artist
I know a guy who likes to wear pink shirts. Well he says they arent pink, they are light red.
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:icongabbyohimesama:
Gabbyohimesama Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
LOL xDDD
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:icona-and-s-studios:
A-and-S-Studios Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
Took me a second to understand it XD
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:iconthe-darkwolf:
The-Darkwolf Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
There's such balance in nature....
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:iconthexsilverxwolf:
ThexSilverxWolf Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
Sounds true.
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:iconherrawesomeness:
HerrAwesomeness Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
where i live people look for a guy in a pink shirt
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:icondavelikescake:
davelikescake Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
that was just plain priceless XD
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:iconrovergirl:
RoverGirl Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds about right.
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:iconacayth:
Acayth Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OHMYGOD. THAT made me laughXDDD
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:iconinsaenity:
insaenity Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
really great XD
i laughed a lot as i saw it
i've published it at my profile on the gay network site planetromeo.com
i got a few good reactions on it and i hope, they will all visit your site
make so on :thumbsup:
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:iconthe-scarlet-wolf:
The-Scarlet-Wolf Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I just laughed my ass off!
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:iconbyakkohimesama:
Byakkohimesama Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahahahaha!!! :rofl:
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:iconbelladonnablitz:
BelladonnaBlitz Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012
8/10 Cats? :D
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:iconnoxilcashxv:
NoxilcashXV Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Hilarous!
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:iconblackstrike:
blackstrike Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Professional Photographer
Pink is just one more color. Unless it's on Barbie and Kim Kardashian, when it defaults to target marker...
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:iconmewmewsix:
MewMewSix Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
:laughing: that is pretty ironic huh?
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:iconwhitestasian:
WhitestAsian Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Student Filmographer
Glorius.
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:iconagentbabycakes:
AgentBabycakes Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Then Vinnie Politan must be in the 10% because I'm pretty sure he's married.
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:icondepressinglyhappy:
Depressinglyhappy Featured By Owner May 4, 2012
so everyone is happy for once!
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